Worst lines

Hi Gabrielle Sorry - I posted it here by mistake and so only just found your reply. No - it really just was a quick made up line - but I quite like it too. Maybe I should work on it!!! Thanks for the appreciation. Have you read my short story entitled "George"? The formatting was a bit off when I posted it but never mind. Anyway - keep in touch and I'll let you know how I get on with "the line" Looli

And I still think 'Her life was as messy as her underwear' is better!

You posted this in the worst opening lines threas as well.. and when I read it I thought - that's not a worst openeing line - its agreat opening line - does it have any more? I'd love to read it -