Bizarre Productions

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Bizarre Productions

For some reason, maybe because I have had a long day at work, my mind has wandered a lot. I found myself remembering a production of Hamlet at the Sheffield Crucible theatre. It had been set in the aftermath of the second world war. The set consisted of three utility chairs that the actors either sat on, stood on, threw across the stage, picked up and sat or stood on again. All the while shouting their lines to an increasingly disinterested audience. I remeber it being the first time I had been unable to pick up any kind of direction to a piece of theatre and because of my age (17 at the time) thought it was I who was ignorant. However, returning to my seat after the interval having fortified myself with a large(and at that time illegal) G and T, found that over half the audience had not returned.
We were treated at this point by the introduction of various hats placed on a table that had mysteriously joined the set, the actors variously donning them before standing on a chair to speak their lines.

Has anyone else sat through a similar experience?

martin the haun...
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i was tow-roped into seeing an art performance in which a woman attacked a series of billboards with a chainsaw, the arrest was the highlight...something about praxis..blah blah blah
Bill Bored
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Perhaps becoming good at attacking bileboards with a chainstore takes a lot of praxis.
Martin T
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Oh yes Dave I went to see "A Winters Tale" a few weeks ago at the National...it's my favourite Shakespeare so I was looking forward to it. It was in modern dress , never a good sign, it started to get weird when they recreated the country fayre into a modern day Glastonbury-like rock festival. Phil Daniels played the minstrel character as a rock star, electric guitar wailing away, stoned hippies swapped smokes and danced....... nothing more to say really is there
iFB
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saw a foul production at the leicester haymarket studio in about 1982 starring mrs. sting trudi styler ... set in a berlin nightclub the set was like a breakers yard and there was a lot of posturing in black leather ... i was needless to say attempting to impress new boyfriend with my cultural artiness ... the production was distinguished only by man in front keeling over halfway through the second act and falling on the floor ... heroic boyfriend vaulted chair back prepared to give mouth to mouth etc. only to find man had in fact fallen asleep ... but reader i married him ... (heroic boyfriend that is) ... big mistake as it happens but that's another story ...
Dave Randall
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can it be revived for the weekend??
iFB
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i'll ring them in the morning and see dave ...
stormy
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you do mean the play I take it dave?
Dave Randall
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you take what dear boy?????
stormy starfish
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erm .... *thinking very quickly here* credit? the biscuit ... noo noo noo that could be misconstrued. the piss. ahh yes. that's the one. phew.
Dave Randall
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you little teaser ;-) join you on the piss then saturday
stormy
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it should be fun. bit worried about the women though. they're rather scary don't you think? hopefully robert will defend us.
Tony Cook
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What a splendid name for this strand - Bizarre Productions of course being Frank Zappa's company! But on weird and wonderful productions I have seen some of the weirdest I'm sure. Performance artists do the strangest thing - I witnessed one who sat in a bath of baked beans in the middle of Slab Square in Nottingham for days on end. Why? Who knows and who cares! But perhaps the funniest I saw was a guy at a poetry reading group in the 70s who had stood up for weeks on end to perform his work. This normally consisted on one word repeated endlessly - attempting to create the feel of whatever the word described. I recall 'Waterfall' well. This went on 20 minutes. Waterfall was said in the same tone and at the same pace for 18 minutes, then speeded up, went over the 'waterfall' and then carried on. Aaaagggghhhh! However, after a few weeks he got pissed off with the lack of response to his work. The group was held on the second floor of a building - he started off with 'Jump' - went on in his usual drone for a few minutes and then hurled himself backwards out of the window. He broke his arm. Pity, it could have been more. I never saw him again. Pip pip, Tony, The Chief Exec.
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