World's Worst Pick Up Lines

the worst pick up line i had said 2 me was: BOY: how ru? ME: fine BOY: i know u r!! it was so cheesey!!!!

I was watching Childrens Tv yesterday and saw the presenter ask a childrens star (no idea who it was) what the best pick up line was. The smarmy little bastard replied 'Is your dad a thief because he must have stolen the stars from the sky to use as your eyes.' i wanted to punch the TV but instead settled down by turning the damned thing off. Oh, and 'Here's ten pence, phone your mum and tell her you wont be back until the morning.' And 'How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?' they're all @!#$ and completely pointless.

Haven't got any pick up smoothies but heard a vg put down this guy's harrassing a girl with some of the above she asks him what his name is he smugly replies 'David' she says 'that's a real coincidence my middle name's also David...my first name's pissoff'

"Is your second name Jacobs, cos you're a real cracker." "Want to come back to my place and see my hard disc? It's not 3 1/2 inches and it sure ain't floppy."

"I know you from somewhere, dont I? Haven't we met before?" "Can we share a cab?" "Do you want to come back for coffee at my place?" "Its raining, I dont have a coat, can I stay over? I have an early meeting tomorrow to discuss frozen peas and a new line of cherried biscuits, which we are calling 'trolls'."

1. Hello, my name is mykle. 2. Bonjor! my luvverly leettle girly (snigger!!yes!) dang! you want to try some of MY cloudy lemingade? (rubs thighs) 3. I'll send you a tape of my favourite song. it is Phil Collins' 'coming in the air tonight'

would you like a ride on my boat? Excuse me but would you like to have sex with me? I bet you 50p I can make your tits wobble without touching them. (grab tits and wobble them). Oh well, here's your 50p.... or we could go double or quits on my d**k.

I'll take my teeth out

"oh go on .............. I've just been inside for 2 years" this was a real situation.

Get your pullover on, you're a coat.

eurgh! but all these chat up lines seem to be for men , are there any naff ones women can say?

"did it hurt?...when you fell from heaven?"

'Hi, my names Mykle'.

Do you come here often?

another real one a friend of mine tried on Election night to a very attractive barmaid "Who did you vote for, cos' I voted for you"

this one's from a friend of a friend: " I love you, what was your name again?"

Pioden assures me that the earlier list is of Austin Power's pickup lines and adds: Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning! (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you! I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?