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megan
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roar !!!!
martin_t
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whooooooooooooooooooooaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's captain paranoia
mississippi
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Vulturistic? Is that like futuristic with talons? It was only a spot of jocularity actually. I didn't think for a moment that it was going tits up.
iceman
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I joined UKA when it was born. I have no problem with posting material on either here or on UKA. It kinda figures that PHPNuke couldnt cope. Ironic that one of my bits gets a most read the week the site is suspended. I am hoping that UKA comes back up again.
Julian
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While I wasn't an initial member (tried spelling inaugr... member but have had too much to drink) on either site, I post on both and am very fond of both. I found abc first through a mate, but then found uka through here - those were the days, referrals rather than rebukes. How the crap do you spell the thing the word that's linked to the word that happens to presidents when they're first put in power? And is anyone else getting those pop ups about spyware? They're really annoying.
mississippi
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lol Get ready for 15 new threads on the top forum!
emily yaffle
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My husband could never afford to pay that, he spends all his disposable on porcupin-cushions and bailing that banjo-playing toad out of his gambling debts. But Jasper is right, I am utterly terrified of George and do anything that he asks of me, being a feeble-minded person. I tried, my conscience is clear.
martin_t
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george has given me permission to post on this thread, i hope you have all applied for your permits
martin_t
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aye aye captain
LisafromTenby
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May do, but very apprehensive about putting anything on here now. If just one word struck you from my writing- and this is just for you, just so I really know, which word is it. Hope work was ok.
mississippi
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OK, you lot, stand by your beds.
Tony Cook
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Let me say unequivocally that ABC has no dispute with UKA. We have always tried to be supporotive of each other and I have nothing but respect for Andrea and Richard. Technology, when you have no money, is very difficult. I don't think that many of you realise the time, effort and hard cash that goes into these sites - and all for no reward. I, along with Mark, David and Stephen, wish UKA all the very best and truly hope that their problems are overcome swiftly. We welcome those that come here in the meantime and trust that we can continue to live in a spirit of co-operation. The sites are different in the way they are run - and that allows you lot to choose between us if you so wish. What more could you want?
megan
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OH SHUT IT MARTIN
visitor
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Jesus, what a bunch of sad tossers some of you people are!!
Dan
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Can I post on this thread too please George?
Liana
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no *financial* reward i think you mean... UKA looks fine this morning. Problem solved I guess?
martin_t
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sorry megan, i didn't mean you...
mississippi
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The real sad tossers are those that are too gutless to use their real name, pen name or otherwise.
neil_the_auditor
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Megan, I think martin_t was referring to Jasper as Captain Paranoia not you, his post is the same time as yours.
megan
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K SORRY
LisafromTenby
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Angry? What you? Anyway, isn't it good that work provokes a reaction- any reaction? Negative or otherwise. And anger- that emotion fairly alien to me until just recently- its catching!! And it feels good. God, oh god, god Jasper. Am trying to put some work up now, nothing damning or personal as have learned that lesson the hard way, but still me if you know what I mean. Only the site doesn't come up the preference bar when I log in. And hotmail account shafted too. No, you've done and said nothing wrong, don't worry! As if! Can someone genuinely worry about their arch-enemy. You're not mine, btw, quite the opposite in fact as you well know, gorgeous! Gonna hop round room now, bang a few keys, smash the computer against the wall and see if I can then put some work up? Hey, being nice to it doesn't work. I lovingly placed a bacon sand witch right next to it and it STILL didn't work. I ignored it for a bit, y'know- did the girlie huffy thing- even turned my back on it for a bit (took a few sneaky glances over my shoulder, but I wasn't caught). And the machine STILL don't work. Can type msgs, just in case you think I may have lost it, but can't get work on. Odd. Tra la la la la. Me. Reconsidering something but don't know what.
martin_t
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jasper in considereate and reasoned post shocker
martin_t
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i was so shocked my spelling let me down considerate... well done
emily yaffle
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Well, I came too late to intervene, but still, it seems to need saying from time to time. There is no need for any emnity between abc and UKA and I am very glad that this was only a temporary blip. I still think it is a shame that thoughtcafe disappeared. As to your remarks, Jasper, I would have to point out that Andrea is probably one of only two people I've ever met in my life who knows more about libel law than me, so I'd be a little bit careful about allegations like that.
megan
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who you talking too now !! lol
LisafromTenby
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Hey- I'm pretty surprised you didnt get the one word in there that I thought might make you- if no-one else- smile.
martin_t
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aye aye captain
Emma
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As the saying goes... "Mississippi tested, mother approved!"
LisafromTenby
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See Martin- didn't I tell you he was human (despite the 666 tag)?? And that's why I love[d] him.
martin_t
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captain, you live in your own little world don't you...tbh i can't see what you get out of this site if you're not prepared to be reasonable in your dealings with other posters... where does all your anger come from?
LisafromTenby
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Thanks for constructive feedback btw, you know it's hard for me. wouldn't quite know how to change the last verse as it kind of said how I feel. There's nothing precious at all. Sorry it made you angry. "Into the very guts of man"- again, hard to know how I can change it to improve it but suggestions welcome. "into my gut" doesnt quite give it a universal feel or have the same ring.
megan
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ok wierd
trebol
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>>As far as UKA is concerned, they can suck my........!<< They could if you had one perhaps (sorry he walked into that one)
mississippi
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Playtime Denver, you got the popcorn?
LeFlashy
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il est toujours une chatte stupide cependant.
Andorra
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Vast sums of money ... ? Hacked ... ? Doesn't sound as if everything's quite of this world, somehow.
martin_t
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megan you post too quick, you ain't the captain 8)
radiodenver
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Boy oh boy...I go away for a couple of days and it's like I never left.
megan
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i knew who u wear talking to
LisafromTenby
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Jasper, love, love of my life. See we're on here together at last. God I've missed you. How are things?? Oh, and honesty? honestly you wouldnt have a clue. Anyway, hope things are fine.
tai
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moi bien!!lol Tai
mississippi
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Wasn't it you, Andrew that said exjasperation should be given a chance to show his true colours? Shouldn't he be over on the jasper forum cluttering the place up with his mostly unanswered threads? He thinks a one sentence criticism of anothers writing, mostly far better than he could ever achieve I may say, constitutes a 'critique'. Ah well, when you live in a one-horse backwoods hamlet inhabited by a total of 600 (discounting the OAP's and kids that means about 200 consenting adults) there isn't much else to do but crap all over a website 10,000 miles away.
matt
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I think UKA must be a real powerful force to be reckoned with if its 'plot' is the subject of 'The Australia Computer Crime Authority and Microsoft' Plus, they are soooooooooo amazingly powerful that they've even hacked their own site and caused themselves all sorts of disruption! Or is that another UKA plot... UKA: I know, to throw the Australia Computer Crime Authority and Microsoft off our tail AND keep that truth searcher Jasper off our trail of destruction, let's hack our own site to hell. that'll fool them. Mwaaaaaa mwwaaaaaa mwaaaaaaaaaaaa! Now that IS power! Jasper my strange little Kookaburra... you are a prat mate. By the way Jasper, A POM is the term for 'prisoner of Her Majesty please tell your aussie mates they are insulting themselves when they say it.
Bob Roberts
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Kan du hold up med at snak in sadan et forskellige og maerkelig sprog! *returns to comfy chair for afternoon snooze*
Liana
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Jesus ... could this GET any more asinine?
LisafromTenby
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Game up because you ain't him Jasper!
Bob Roberts
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*wakes upon Liana's arrival - rubs dentures with finger and smooths down Bobby Charlton comb over* Hello Liana, sweetie - want to come and lie and my couch and discuss lit-er-at-ure ? *undoes shirt button to no 4, dribbles eau de cologne down chest, smiles and awaits answer*
tai
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Jasper, you must be joking! You quote me inaccurately. As per your usual methods!! deep down under! Don't even think I would correspond with a foul mouthed chip on both shoulders Australian like you seem to be. You inflame any kind of discussion. Growing up is hard to do. It is about time you tried. I am aware of you on other sites, so just watch your step, cus I'm watching you! Oh and by the way, a warrior only fights a worthy opponent. And you so far, have proven yourself to be highly unworthy of my time. Tai ps UKA is back and running smoothly.
LisaDenby
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it gave me a right buzz reading this one
Kinetic Clock
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As a kinetic clock I must say I don't care if it's uka or abctales. Never cared and never will. All I care about is motion. Even the slightest motion.

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