Hmmmmm....

That is only the second time in living memory a thread has been removed. And it was mine. Next time I shall start an innocuos thread about a lovely farm and only nice people can come along.

I set fire to it and it disappeared in a puff of libelous smoke.

And to think, I spent the better part of my entire breakfast wasting time on that thread.

Can I come jude, if I promise to be very, very good and not mention any Bills or Williams? I'll just sit in the corner and polish my halo...

Boys can only come along if they wear tween and refrain from any farmyard innuendos. Girls nust wear Gingham and be sober.

wear tweed even!

These thread removals are getting pretty regular now. I'm having to keep my PC on 24/7 just in case a piece of history slips out of reach.

I haven't got any tweed... will Lynx do instead? :)

I was going to say 'Brute' but I decided it might give the wrong impression.

The goat was years ago, long before you started writing the doomsday book!

If I come, can I sit on the fence?

If children constantly misbehave without sanction (I dont necessarily mean smacking ), they will simply push their boundaries further and further until only draconian action will bring them back into the realms of acceptable behaviour. And no, I haven't posted on the wrong thread. [%sig%]

I'm glad you asked the question, RD. I had wondered myself. Most amazing disappearing act. I didn't even get to read the final entries on the thread. Ah well. I'll never know. Let's all be nice and friendly and if we disagree with one another (or if someone says something that may be, um, misconstrued), let's not descend into another slagging match. Um, please? *smiles hopefully*

Oh, I started archiving from the start my dear. My remark was a reference to stormy's thread being removed within the last 3 hrs.

What? A thread removed?? Hey, what did I miss?

You missed it all Emma....Threats, Slander, Sex, Farm Animals....oh and Bob said something too...

Just a huge, nasty slagfest, Emma. From what started out as a fairly innocuous, if odd, thread about male tackle.

Some one disappeared in a puff of libelous smoke, Emma. What a spectacle ~:

ohhh, and lots of bird poop too.

Well I never...you naughty lot. ;-)

I'm sorry but libel is libel and it has to be removed. I hate being draconian but just at the moment we have to very careful. I am being vigilant - so play nicely now!

All simply because Jude wanted a weenie.

She has a weenie complex btw.

don't they roast them in America?

Oooooh, maybe i can go back to being Smiley again now :o)

I though that was those nut thingees.. What do you call them Denver?

'Oooooh, maybe i can go back to being Smiley again now :o)' Why?

It appears we are talking about the XXX envy thread? I gave up after the first ten posts on that one. I also missed the infamous 'goat' thread, which was the other one to be deleted. Oh well.

What do they call what? Roasted weenie thingies??? Hot Dogs! They are good too... full of chicken lips, pig uterus, things like that...

i remember a particularly cheesy version(was there any other?)of Happy days and i'm sure the Fonz went to a weenie roast??and no body parts were mentioned

Can we therefore say that the aforementioned thread 'jumped the shark?'

Jeez, which thread did I miss _now_?

Sounds delicious radio. ~:

Do try to keep up MM.

Sorry, man. I have a day job. Even civil servants have to work occasionally. What was the title, at least?

Look, even the mention of the title is likely to consign THIS thread to the dungeon. You trying to get me in bad with Matt Lucas?

Do you think nthe goat would have sued for libel?

Has the I-want-a-dick thread been deleted ?

*sigh* No. *perks up* Did someone mention goats?

Bob dear boy, the penis auction thread went yesterday, son of penis went today.

I'd give you the title, but if I did, this thread would get deleted.

Both available by subscription to yours truly.

I refuse to let my kids eat weenies. We call them 'lips n eyeballs'. I used to love weenie roasts over the campfire when I was a kid, though. That, and flaming marshmallows.

That's the problem with deleting threads when we need to be removing frequently offending users - a selection of the community didn't get to see just how foolishly a regular moronic contributor can behave when he gets starved of attention.

Yes I missed the goat thread and have lain awake wondering about its content ever since!

* checks archive for goats *

Blimey, last time I saw my thread was around 3pm this afternoon and didn't see anything wrong with it apart from our resident moron being, well, a moron and Andrew doing his best to point out said moron's faults. I didn't have time to comment on the moron's childish threats toward me and thought I'd come back tonight ... but it's gone! Ho hum. Nothing libellous when I last saw it. Did the moron flip again?

Do you mob of mangie old Magpies ever stop sooking about Libel? Or are some of you looking for a free ride for profit on a the back of some wig wearing twat in a frock, with a gavel and scales in the air in one hand while his fingers probe the anal region of some poor kid with the other hand under the public altar! And dear, Aunty Emily, why didn't you tell them all you couldn't make it to the Abctales Event because you're a little lacking downstairs, and not whom you claim to be here - you big sookie-la-la...*WINK*! Now come to, Jasperina, and we'll play confess to Preistess, shall we?