What to do before Primed Minister Blair's Olympics?

There must be plenty of things to be getting on with before the Olympics visits President Bush's big London town. Many places looking very shabby at the moment, for instance Tower Bridge. Badly needs decorating. And why can't they stick some homeless people in The Dome? It'll make our rulers look really good around the world. You know, as if they care. Can anyone think of anything else? Only if you can be bothered that is.