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Go into your control panel then 'add/remove programs' and see if any crap has been downloaded. Run a virus scan (you do have a security suite don't you?) and activate 'pop-up ad blocker' on your security and other things. There's nothing more mind-teasing than the incomprehensible eagerly avowed - Dennet

Thank Christ for my techno wiz kid brother in Oxford. These people grabbed a-hold of me and wouldn't let go and it was only his techno-wizardry, and logging onto a web-site to find out how to get rid of these people, at the other end of the phone, that we got rid of them. He reckons that we should use a Pavlovian technique against them once we've caught them. This involves taping their fingers between the frame and the lid of an open top desk. There will be a screen in front of them showing different images. Occasionally an image of a computer will come on-screen: hmmmm you're with me all the way aren't you! The lid is then slammed down on their fingers until they begin to bleed from their nostrils. They are taken away to recuperate and begin to feel better. They think their punishment is over. IT. IS. NOT! This form of correction is repeated until they begin carrying placards outside PC World stating that Satan lies within. (Mind you he probably does) But mind you it's a good job that my right-wing hard-ass computer-wiz elder brother in the States doesn't get hold of them: he said he'd really punish them! He's Grandmaster of something called The KKK which he told me relates to an organisation called Komputer Knowledge Knowhow, and that its aims are the eradication of these sort of people. I did wonder about the burning cross and he said that it just represented T for Technology and that technology was on fire. So-I'm sure if we put our trust in The KKK, they'll sort out our life-style problems for us.