virtual party

Noops, noops. Noops.

girk with custard? darling hox, are you preggers? *eyes hoxs waistline suspiciously*

hey cockweasel, you and me finally have something in common, I lurv brandy

aj ... have you noticed my lovely pink inflatable sofa?

Jesus christ, as soon as I arrive I get a call on my mobile from a carol?

*Points out to fish spectacular rainbow effect of poke in eye*

JT, did you bring your trumpet?

Don' call me wockeasel, fizzchun I keel you wiz glarck.

*puts bow tie on and assumes bouncer stance*

JT! ... awwww ... JT ... have been meaning to say to you for some time ... hic ... what a pal your were when my dear friend liana was stuck in foreign parts ... good on you JT ... *starts chorus of "for he's a jolly good felloooooowwww"

yeah I noticed it Fish, I lurv inflatables!!!!!!!!!!! always RISE to the occassion does an nflatable............sighs with pleasure at thought

*blinks*

did someone slip something odd in the voddie?

*hics more* I lerrrv JT. hes my bestest friend... his motorway advice is top bloody drawer..... *pours a large bolly stolly for JT and snogs him*

Fawahh! I zhee where you gotzcha wockheable frurm, Ah-G. Vicks Henshtoat....Hzen....zschtoatzzz....hzen ig like clockzz...and shchtoatzz ig slike weaveilz. Henshtaoat izgh slockveable! Verr clezer.

*turns music up*

*boogies in embarrassing mum fashion*

*Unconscious* *Nestled like spoons*

but what about the brandy? can I have some or not?

Steal it AJ, hes out cold..... *boogies some more*

Anywun fer Orenj Koolayd?

*waits for hox to boogie in embarrassing dad fashion*

@!#$. I cayntt go inter werk lyke dis. Deyre spectin me ina hafanour! I knead coffffeee. Noow, afopspppappapspp...

OOh ta L, shuffles along floor to grab brandy.........ah..that's better. eys the *young folk up, feels jealous, takes another swig of brandy*

K-offfieee!! Aaraaarrghhh!

*congas in from writingfromABC forum* coo this is QUITE a party ... anyone for a game of Therapy?

*eyes the potsoil in fish's houseplant* Karrrfie!!!!

Whats going on in here?

Carols buggered orf now. Where woz I? oh yes who's got the grog?

Dis kawwfie taststststes like muud.

moi missi, rest of 'em are either inder the stairs, passed out or welllllllll............

*slips carol a tenner for distraction services*

lol :>)

I dont have to stay fishy, I aint like icy ya know i aint gonna chuck up in yer bog

...don't say chuck

*passes don a bowl of vegetable soup*

So i look like hox wiv a mullet do i fishy?

EEK!! Fish, hide!!!

nobody for therapy then? .... sure you dont want to play missi????? *unpacking therapy*

this therapy, does it have a sexual game in it?

*eats soup, has hangover, is cured of drunkeness* Thank goodness for dat, I am a delivery driver, you know. I want to pass the straight line test whenever I can.

*returns from offie with sixteen packs of Guinness, 4 litres of vodka, brandy barrell, and small packet of dry roasted peanuts* anyone peckish?

puts hand up gingerly........Hrm excuse me but where is the loo? needs to change me tena lady..........

*stops snogging JT and snogs Hox instead*

follow the scent of bleach aj... fish is being a Good Housewife this week....

I'll give you peckish my boy! whats yer game impersonating me wiv a dodgy mullet?

mmmmmmmffffffffffffff

puts hand down and grabs brandy barrel whilst L snogs H

aj behave yerself, gingerly doesn't need your hand up him!

use one of these refreshing wipes before you sit down aj ...