virtual party

*takes refresher course in CPR*

VERY large tin of brasso for the pedastal and an even bigger bottle of "pop" for the birthday girl :>)

That ain't no mullet! Though there hasn't been a moment in my teenaged life where I didn't technically need a haircut.

hello aj! *thrusts voddie into aj's hand and lights her fag*

whooo hello aj ... fancy a chipolata?

*Recalls Jack Lemmon's tango with ... whatshisface from Some Like it Hot*

creeps back in and takes M&S knickers back.............

lemon tango not a patch on orange.... *hiccups more*

*eyes the butter and tries not to think of other films with tango in the title*

*English translation for Don: fag = cigarette*

*packs up trumpet and leaves*

*hides the butter in dans room for later*

let's circulate aj ... i am sure there's a few people here you would just LOVE to meet ...

I thought those buttered scones tasted a bit funny......

So I guess fags wouldn't get very far in no smoking sections

*hides dan under stairs*

Yipipipeeeeeeeee they've gone. *starts pumping inflatable Michelle Pipffeiffer*

*finds another young person already under there*

Hi Don, I'm Den, where's Dan?

grabs chipolata with great anticipation..................been awhile *sighs* with pleasure. draws deeply on fag, slurps the *pop* hick "me drunk, nah...................................

I'm done.

under the stairs with the very young ME!!

done what don?

sniggers at TC, winks at other late party leavers. waits and watches for the 'big bang' as TC's dolly explodes, forgot to mention borrowed the non returnable valve for 'clooney doll last night' beats a hasty retreat............

dan's done for ... *sighs and swigs*

Sorry I'm late guys, I was watching 'Elizabeth Hurleys Brains' in the box!

*fervently hoping missi doesn't scroll up*

hi misskus.........just had the sausage ..........hmmmmmmmmm sorry you missed it!!!!!!

*removes party mullett to avoid confusion*

Don's den din's done

can i interest you in a canape mr ippi? oh and look over there!

I would go out with Elizabeth Hurley if she asked me *hic*

No, my spoons.

*dons the "i love hox more than you do liana" t shirt ...*

so fishcake, missi in one hand and me in t'other, now where are we gonna go? who would you like both of us to meet. ;>)

*panics* errr .... well ...

*eats spoon*

......and where has the birthday girk gone?

Girk??? *restrains laughter*

girk? ... has she a sword?

bloody *pop* can talk properly now....hic

Ach, mein spoons.

*dances round room with mullet down trousers, champagne in both hands and fag in mouth*

Did you find any brains in Hurley's box? *swigs and glugs in vain attempt to catch up*

It is a spoon nightmare.

oooooooh good, we're having girk. With custard?

*points out to aj spectacular mirror ball effect on hox's head*

stands back in amazement as Liana starts to froth at the ............

Skin up before you get there - that's the plan. Brandy is my tipple of choice - for revision, division and incision.

Oi Lippy, what are you doing with that mullett?