Has donignacio been promoted
Wed, 2002-09-18 09:21
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Has donignacio been promoted
Has he been issued with a company scooter to weave amongst the traffic in Wichita, a waspish din overlaid by his singing, a stack of pizzas balanced precariously on the luggage rack? Will he be able to spot the love of his life, the baker of his pies, through the fly-spotted visor on his helmet?
Or has he finaly flipped, killed everyone on the pizza parlour and assumed MD-ship?
I think we need to be told !
(If you haven’t read Why I should quit my job , you won’t have a clue what I’m talking about.
Dr. Don Ignacio M.D.
I don't know, but old ladies inching down crosswalks with their walkers certainly won't be the same.
also_deeply_ashamed
Are you still delivering ?
If so, can I have a stuffed-crust-meat-feast-with-BBQ-sauce-heavy-on-the-mozarella-and-a-coke? Purleese.
also_deeply_ashamed
Oh, and how long to deliver?
fish
don has obviously been taken in by those spam mails offering university degrees very cheap ...
Dr. Don Ignacio M.D.
Well, actually, I deliver for a deli. The only pizza we have is a bagel with cheese and tomato sause melted on it for the kids. People normally order potatoes, soup, salad or sandwiches. No stuffed crust pizza, sorry.
(If I am to fly over to England to deliver you something, the tip had better be very large.)
fish
*wonders what OTHER spam mails don has been taken in by*
Dr. Don Ignacio M.D.
I once said "hi" to a young lady on a webcam because she sent me an e-mail saying that she was lonely. Though, I'm not sure why she showed me her bum.
Wolfgirl
But was it a nice bottom?
Can you send me a virtual pizza? I'm working and I tend to eat loads when I am trying to conjure up inspiration from dust. Can I have pineapple and black olives...
A big tip? Red and pink do not generally go together.
Good enough?
chooselife
Scrub the pizza. I'll have pastrami on rye with a side of coleslaw.
And if you manage to deliver it, you'll get a great big tip!
Wolfgirl
If you scrub a pizza, doesn't all the topping come off?
chooselife
After don's been finger-rappin, foot-tappin, lip-synchin, babe- (and old-dear-)watchin around town on his vespa, the topping is spread around the box lid.
Wolfgirl
It must look like a slobbish Vampire has wiped his hands on it.
Appetising.
justyn_thyme
All this talk of food is ...... putting me off my feed.
hint for delivering pizza via airplane: delivery personnel may find it useful to sit on the pizze during the flight to keep it warm and to prevent the topping from being dislodged in the event of turbulence.