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oooh what a lot of lovely piccies... *searches hard drive for own self importrait*

liana dear ... we want to see it before christmas ...

are you insinuating my hard drive is bulging dear?

Triffic, so who's moved me to bloody Newcastle then? I've never been there in my life!

I have dug out the most miserable pic i can find.

*covers screen in case the children see*

That is scary! Bobblehat looks like he should be holding up a card with his police number on. And if there's ever an ABCtales beauty contest, I'll be voting for Opal Fruit without a shadow of a doubt..

Yeah but that's a picture of Katie Holmes the actress from Dawson's Creek.

You ain't no diplomat are you Karl? ALL the ABC women are beauties.

*pointing and laughing at karl*

I am now visible.

Of course they're all beautiful. There's no doubt about that. But if you had to pick a winner - and it would be a very close thing - then Opal Fruiit would just make it past the finishing post first. (pssstt What's Dawson's Creek?)

A teenage soap opera on channel 4.

*hysterical pointing and laughing at karl*

You have to click me twice to get the full hox effect.

hox!!!!

*wonders if I let the piccy cat out of the bag*

That was quite shocking MR.Hox.

You mean that's not really Opal Fruit? God, I feel such a fool.

Love it! Please everyone put a pic on here. I'm off to root out another one now.

Well, I have just uploaded one... a sleazy, creepy one.. Just had a look at my ABC sets too... it seems all my old deleted pieces have been resurrected... Has this happened to anyone else? As I do not have a copy of these anywhere (hard drive crash)... can they remain where they are now? Mark Brown? They make for fairly amusing reading (for me at least)... Boy, I should write more...

yep! it was one of my whinges but TC says they may delete them all if they can find out how! I've deleted mine anyway Gerry. Suggest you copy yours if you want to keep them - although I wouldn't rush ... tav time works on the same ratio as human/cat time and here, we are all cats, wildly clawing at the string ball idly dangled by tav

This prompted me to read your entertaining piece, Mississipi, about dropping a plastic bag full of water on a group of Germans, folksingers, and welders. (Now, there's an example of how not to punctuate a sentence*) Very enjoyable. I used to like Nic Jones a lot. Is he still going? *Reminds me of this sentence which, I think, referred to the funeral of Jeffrey Bernard: Among those present were his his daughters, the Duke of Westminster and George Melly.

why are there only 500 members on that browse thingie? i thought there were 11 billion ...

Hours of fun. Flash looks just like I thought he would.

Are these in any particular order?

Gardiner has a great pair of tits does he not?

Bloody 'ell Mr. Cook I knew you were bald but I've never seen a head made out of glass before! they do say that if the world were shrunk down to the size of a snooker ball it would be smoother than one so if your head was enlarged to the size of the world...you'd have more features than the Rockies! Oh and Stuart looks like the love child of a royal valet and a BA stewardess, not exactly the Citizen Smith image I expected of such a 'right on' rebel.. "Rock on man! ...(more wine sir?)"

Liana I didn't know you were in Prisoner Cell Block H. That's not how i envisaged you Rachel. SWR looking rather skinny and suave.

Yes, be careful Flash, for I am in fact Rock. Hard that is, not Hudson...though on that pic its difficult to tell, i appreciate...

Bessy, Nic Jones is not still 'going' in the sense I believe you mean, but is still very much alive, and living in York with his wife Julia. We are still very good friends and I see them as often as I can, one of the more recent times being in July when I attended their 35th wedding anniversary party in Leeds. Thank you very much for your kind words about my scribbling.