Juicy confession

Flash ? While she was wearing them, or what? Enquiring minds wanna know

You partial to a peach, Andrew?

Yes while she was wearing them.........i'm not telling you how they were removed......i've heard Laywers are quite good in the dirty imagination game.

Auditors are only one step behind ...

so I've heard. *keeps back to wall*

arf arf

Sorry Missi really can't agree with you on Andorra being a twat because by most of she/he threads including one sent to me I think he/she comes across as being very!! nice, remember this is one persons impression i. e. mine. The same goes for you Missi but with a difference and thank god most of us are different, you just have a few rough edges but once one takes the trouble to get pass those wow!! So glad someone asked the question about gender something I had been wondering about but didn't like to ask, and if it is as someone put it a Lovely elderly Gentleman so much the better I say as there are not many of them about because usually the older they get the more miserable, grumpy and irritable they are, again only one persons impression...

| think Flash was referring to Missi as the OLD gentleman, as Flash likes to rub this in where Missi's concerned. However, everyone knows I have no objection to an older man.

We'll have to agree to differ where Andorra/ Michelle is concerned Kath. If Emma is right about that little s.hit Flashy he's going in the book for retribution.

Emma you're such a tattle tale.......he already owes me about 20 slaps around the napper, trust you to make it worse. Jay lovely to hear from you again, i don't think Michel is a bad sort either from what i've seen............bit loopy i think.........but then who am i to speak. Can't you control your internet husband(Missi) i'm concerned he might do himself a mischief with all this aggressive posturing.

Can I join in with the spanking when it's time?

Better to wait until he returns and then accuse him of indulging in some extra-marital fruity behaviour in Rotherham. Mind you, having been to Rotherham I can't imagine what with.

Ahem. I work in Rotherham from time to time, but I don't generally go for a man smelling of oranges, they're not the only fruit you know. I don't see how you couldn't confess, Rachel. When those babes arrive he'll have to put up with far worse than that being mopped up with his clean underwear I assure you.

Is he a Jaffa?

I do hope not

confess. and offer him a choice of fruit juice to soak a reciprocal pair of your kecks in, which you'll agree to wear for the day in rotherham too. i've been to the website http://www.daisyjuicykecks.com

i have a confession ... yesterday i bought two massive muffins in bedworth ... in the car on the way back i scoffed one and after a great deal of thought about the subject (i couldn't really lie nor could i actually tell the truth) when i got home i said to bert ... would you like a cup of tea and half a muffin ... this was a deliberate attempt to make him think me a moderate muffin buyer who felt half a giant muffin was enough for anyone ... not a greedy muffin muncher who couldn't wait til she got home ... later on he detected some white choc crumbs on the dark choc muffin and i DID confess ...

This country's been a sinful place since muffins arrived.

quite right emma ... a shocking and terribly sinful place ... with regard to the pants ... i would confess ... there is something very very enjoyable about confessing ...

But it's all in the telling isn't it, once told you can't do it again.

That's the thing.... It is actually a tactic that might come in useful in the future (thinking grapefruit juice for extra acidity). I told my sister about six months ago that when we were younger I used to starch the gussets in her knickers because she never had to do the ironing and I did. She didn't take it too well, hence my reluctance to 'fess to daisy.

*Adds peaches to shopping list. Makes mental note that he prefers mandarin segments. Will compare the tins for description of syrup content. I think it is the syrup that is significant*

Nearly two hours gone, and not a single massive muffins gag. This place is going to the dogs.

No, we put the ballsy pallsy filter on Hox....

I am always confessing to things I've done to the point that no one believes me, and if they do then they tend to aviod close contact for some reason *I like tinned strawberries *

If it was Daisyetta you don't need to worry - they'll be (pants) moown down by now

Hmmmmmmmmm *wonders how we forgot the OTHER filter*

A friend of my friend told him that his girlfriend sometimes poured a tin of peaches in her knickers before he got home from work........i wonder why she did that? I never asked.....waste of a good tin of peaches if you ask me.

I seriously considered it Eamonn, but I couldn't face the disdainful look I'd likely get from Little Miss Muffin at the Bumsbury.

Is Andorra a bloke?

His UKA name is Michel, i believe he might be Canadian or residing there. I think he's a nice chap.

I didn't know whether 'Michel' was a sort of cross-dresser's version of Michelle or what.

His gender makes no difference, he's a twat.

Now I'm sure he's a bloke, as Missi is more polite with the ladies.

: - )

Yes he's a lovely OLD gentleman of the OLD order.

order?