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Jude - for someone who is celibate and hopes to become a nun, you do bang (sorry!) on about sex a lot. Not that I mind. 'Studded leather and baby oil'? Where do you learn of such things. And how does one use them?

The baby oil goes in the engine, the studded leather covers the seats. Ooooops wrong thread.

No Fergal that ISN'T a library. People DON'T wear studded leather and baby oil to libraries (not that you can see) the slick sweat glistening on pvc.

Jude, you've been drinking the paint thinner again haven't you.

Well I got paid to day plus I got my Q1 bonus so I splashed out on a 4 litre tub of paint thinner from Homebase. Sipping it in the sunshine now from a frosted glass with a straw, a little umberella and a paraffin garnish.

...oh and I have just splashed out on a flight to Rome (going for a week on 16th May) and a lovely laptop from Recycle IT. ABC will get their small commission, I get a lovely, lovely laptop and everyone is happy!

Never buy a 2nd hand computer...ever!

Well I did ask Mark cos I know someone who bought a second hand Laptop and the motherboard blew. But Mark assured me you get a 6 month Warranty and these guys are very professional and I thought I'd risk it for a biscuit. At the ned of the day itsa fantastic package I'm happy to rish three and a half hundred quid on plus get some dosh for the site. I will keep you all posted as to the computer's performance!

God I do sound like I've been at the paint thinner...again. Pished!