Smell ya later!

In my stocking this year I got about 20 sticks of 'Medicine Buddha Incense'. The label assures me the product is good for 'prevention of diseases' and helps 'vanquish sexual desire, ignorance and anger',
The aroma - with apologies to our more mature members - is nigh on identical to that of old man BO - you know, the type that's relatively inoffensive yet seems to cling to every vest and brown jumper they own. My whole room now smells like a domino hall. On the plus side, my sexual desire has, indeed, been vanquished.