sneaky itv joy
Wed, 2006-02-08 10:44
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sneaky itv joy
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed the blink-and-you'll-miss-them ads on ITV for a new series of Sharpe starring Sean Bean?
I actually, what they call in the business, 'whooped' when I saw the flick of his Sun-In-ed hair and the thrust of his ageing sword between some other crap looking 'dramas', probably starring Robson 'Ratboy' Green. What have I done to deserve such a treat?
It has pained me to hear him purveying half cucumbers and hot pies.
tom_saunders
Time for me to recycle an old joke of mine.
If Sean Bean married Dawn French they'd be Sean and Dawn French-Bean.
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camus
I just don't get the Sean Bean thing, I mean why is it that so many women find him attractive? I just can't see past those sneaky little eyes of his, oh and he is always banging on about Sheffield, in fact I saw him doing an interview the other morning about why some film he is starring in at the moment is perfect for him because it is about mining in America and that's what they do in Sheffield, (as well as play football.)
fergal
Oh, I don't fancy him in 'real life', oh no. He has a 100% Blades tattoo for goodness sake.
fergal
Also, I was about 14 when the first Sharpe came on TV and I was rather impressionable.
Also, I was 15 when I saw Lady Chatterley. I was sitting in the room with my step mum, pretending I was used to seeing men and women straddle each other in chicken coops when she said the immortal lines,
'I wouldn't want you to think sex was like that in real life?'
What did she mean? To this day I don't know.
maddan
in normal life, the chickens would get in the way
fergal
Do you think that's what she meant?
maddan
almost certainly
fergal
Yes, yes, you're probably right
fergal
(I just thought she accidentally let slip that she had really crap sex, or little imagination - how young and naive I was.)