Birthday Gifts

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Birthday Gifts

It's my birthday tomorrow. Can you think of a wildy implausible fantasy present you'd like to give me?

What I'm hoping for is a fully functioning site, wrapped in paper with a nice red bow.

;-P

Seriously, what stupid or daft or impossible present would you give me?

spag
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a date with me! nah worst gift ever lol
mississippi
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A voucher for your local barber?
alison brown
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hmmm it i could, i would give you a big black bettle to plod along next to you, awww it would be a friend for pye. and when he would bite him it wouldnt hurt..... awww bless how about concord i hear there is 3 up for grabs. you want one??
Global Friendsh...
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Howdy Mark I'd like to give you world peace. No, don't thank me. Thank Global Friendship Corp Who are making this possible. Wayne GFC International (Swindon) Bringing world peace to a planet near you World peace, yours for just $99.99 Alternatively, there's our October World Peace special - buy-one-get-one-free
Tony Cook
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Well, you never know, your wish may come true! How about a trip outside the UK? A real first!
donignacio
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I would give you a neverending roll of scotch tape, I think.
sabelle
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A date with Marilyn Monroe
Vicky
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A cookie jar which never runs out of cookies actually i think I'll give you a porche and keep the cookies for myself
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