Premature Death.

We've had this on here before but:

Wahooo, mine's gone up to Thursday, September 19, 2080... that has put me in such a bloody good mood for the whole day... considering I have a higher BMI and occassionally enjoy a fine vanilla tobacco cigarette wrapped in licorice paper.... optimism is a good thing. Last time we did this I typed in pesimist and it said I would die on Thursday, April 29, 2032 - which would be my 53rd birthday. I wish they had an option for 'fickle'.

That's an impossibility, but I'm sure you realise that.

Well - by that time they may have found a way for me to be bionic or something...

Shoot, I typed non-smoker by mistake. (I don't smoke everyday but it would be a lie to say I don't at all) Now I'm Tuesday, August 17, 2049, which would make me 62. bother.

Will tomorrow be a non-smoking day, Hayley?

Probably - I tend to find that if I'm around non-smokers I won't do it... I'm more of a have a cigarette outside kind of person anyway, and it's best not to smoke when I have a tipple, otherwise I smoke too much and have a smokeover. And oddly I can only smoke rolling tobacco that flavoured- straights make me want to heave.

And there is nothing worse than walking into a really really smoky pub or bar... it sort of hits you like a heart attack.

Bugger. Looks like I'm going to be around until I'm nearly 80. Maybe I'll run for a bus and get it over with early.

Wait 'till you've got your bus pass, then you might change your mind. Budgeting's going to be the death of me...if I spend any less I'll go into profit. [%sig%]

Saturday June 25th, 2033 for me. Hope it's late afternoon so I can catch the footy results!