Posted by Shackleton on Sat, 10 Feb 2018
I had a great audition on ‘The Voice UK’ tonight when my reggae interpretation of, ‘The Wheels On The Bus’, caused all 4 judges to turn amidst rapturous applause from the audience.
Will.i.am, in reflective mode, said, “It was like when aliens land in your back garden and they ask you to take them to your leader and you think, ‘now that’s dope’.”
Jennifer Hudson, hand on hip, ordered with attitood, “You come to Momma now, boy!”
Tom Jones reflected nostalgically, “I remember a night in a hotel room in Vegas when I was taking a shower and Elvis walked in and sang, ‘Are you lonesome tonight?’”
Ollie Murs woke with a start and started singing, “I just want you to dance with me tonight.”
I chose Emma Willis.