Collegiad

He was on the bus, the Route 3 provided so graciously by the Government for exclusive student patronage, and Strait was bitching about how annoying the rest of the children on the bus were, with their incessant yelling, mindless projection of everything from food to jackets to schoolbags from one end of the bus to the other, and the crude mind games they played with pedestrians. These never seemed to give the kids the entertainment or satisfaction they so sorely sought, as they persisted unperturbedly in shouting obscene phrases, words or suggestions at unsuspecting victims; or holding sheets of paper to the window with mobile numbers written next to rudely scrawled pictures of genitalia; or ' Teddy's personal favourite ' drenching people, particularly cyclists as they rode alongside the vehicle, with water, or some other, less appealing liquid.