Off The Wall

Short stories of an eclectic nature, written when I didn't really feel like writing.

The Hole

My rheumatologist is a short, small-boned man of Chinese ancestry. His doctoring skills are superb, but his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. He is dignified, almost to the point of being funereal, and wouldn't know a sense of humor if it jumped up and bit his flat, distinguished ass.