Gardening Song Titles

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Gardening Song Titles

My flatmate asked me the other day to come up with song titles that had something to do with the garden. There had to be a pun involved

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"Where's Your Shed At" by Basement Jaxx is acceptable, as is 'I Fought the Lawn' by Bobby Fuller/ The Clash whereas 'Good Year For The Roses' by Elvis Costello isn't.

I have no idea why he asked, I think he's trying to win a competition or something.

Any good ones?

Flash
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shrubbery oh the shame, when will we get an edit facility?
stuart
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Hanging Turf by New Kids?
Flash
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bohemian raspberry by Queen?
david floyd
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Hoe now - The Moody Blues featuring A Scary Rapper
stuart
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Nettle be the day - Buddy Holly. hey, two for one.
stuart
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The Proclaimers Lettuce From America? this is harder than it looks. wait... Flower of Strength by The Mission er... Give it up or a turnip loose, James Brown. er...
Flash
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Beet it by michael kacass. er.......................... Yellow Tangerine by the beatles *cringes*
d.beswetherick
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"Because I want to hoe." Billy.
Flash
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Peas release me let me go by Engle, bert Humphrey and Dick
Grec
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Mow money mow problems by... ...some rapper
Grec
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The Notorious B I G, of course. Oh the wonders of google. That don't impress me mulch, by Shania Grain Weed are the champignons, by Queen
Grec
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Please Mr Compostman, by the Diana Moss and the Super(outdoor)rooms
sabelle
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Can't believe no one mentioned the green, green grass of home!! Being a reggae fan I could mention many leaf & weed songs Trees release me Pease me juicy fruit pass the peas forget me plots All stupid of course
Grec
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Crops, I Did It Again, by Gritney Shears... ...and if you like reggae, you'll like Is Real Pesticides, by Desmond Decking
sabelle
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I did laugh at that against my better judgement
Grec
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"Is Real (Term)ites" may have been a better gag. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing.
Grec
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Ant I love her, by the Beetles? Okay, I'm getting desperate.
Mel
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Sorry to butt in so rudely but Mark if you're online now please can you email me or otherwise let me know? Cos I am and I've been desperate to get in touch with you for the past 48 hours, aaarrrrggghh xxxx
sabelle
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peas, peas me Grec desperate is right!
d.beswetherick
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I Ate It on the Grapevine. By Adam and the Ants.
Liana
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The shears of a clown? Smokey robinson and the miracle gro's...
Liana
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Peat Life, Roxy Music. Ok ok, I'll go to bed.
Jay
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Hi hoe Hi hoe its of to work we go>>>>by those little gnomes each carrying a gardening tool. *Whats the betting mines the best*
Rachel
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Can't get you out of my shed. Kylie
Spack
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Leave me a lawn Michael Jackson
Flash
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The Mower i see you, the mower i want you by somebody
andrew o'donnell
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Took a while but gathered some together. This sounds like Headenism to me.. cringe and cringe again: I Spray a Little Pear- Burt Bacharach Golden Lawn- The Stranglers (?) Dead Moles- Joy Division Hemp- The Beatles My Hay- Frank Sinatra I Like the Prongs- Barry Manilow How Will I Hoe?- Whitney Houston Weevil- Howlin Wolf Your Prong- Elton John My Formication- The Who These Shoots Were Made for Forking- Nancy Sinatra She Don't Use Wellies- The Flaming Lips Mole In My Shoe- Traffic Hoeing in the Wind- Bob Dylan Don't Rake Back in Anger- Oasis Mole Almighty- Bob Marley Cockroach in the Pea World- Neil Young (oh dear.. a new low) Bulb Sack- The B-52's Black Mold- Soul Asylum Mud Is The Drug- Roxy Music Moles- Mercury Rev Mr Tangerine Plant- Bob Dylan Spot the theme.. I think you stipulated no real song titles but these kind of fit, for the laugh: Every Rose Has Its Thorn- Poison The Gnome- Pink Floyd Let it Grow- Eric Clapton The Ace of Spades- Motorhead Beating Around the Bush- AC/DC I'm Only Happy When It Rains- Garbage The Seeds of Love- Tears for Fears I Feel the Earth Move- Carole King You should have seen the ones I prepared but didn't post! Sad, sad, sad.
Rachel
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Blimey.... Bulb Sack by the B52s? We are Shrubbery by Sister Hedge
freda
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Can you dig it? by Peat anything by Prefab Sprouts or The Hoe
Flash
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i've got a shubbery bunch of coconuts.
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