Gardening Song Titles
Mon, 2003-09-01 16:05
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Gardening Song Titles
My flatmate asked me the other day to come up with song titles that had something to do with the garden. There had to be a pun involved
therefore
"Where's Your Shed At" by Basement Jaxx is acceptable, as is 'I Fought the Lawn' by Bobby Fuller/ The Clash whereas 'Good Year For The Roses' by Elvis Costello isn't.
I have no idea why he asked, I think he's trying to win a competition or something.
Any good ones?
shrubbery oh the shame, when will we get an edit facility?
Hanging Turf by New Kids?
bohemian raspberry by Queen?
Hoe now - The Moody Blues featuring A Scary Rapper
Nettle be the day - Buddy Holly.
hey, two for one.
The Proclaimers Lettuce From America?
this is harder than it looks.
wait...
Flower of Strength by The Mission
er... Give it up or a turnip loose, James Brown.
er...
Beet it by michael kacass.
er..........................
Yellow Tangerine by the beatles *cringes*
"Because I want to hoe." Billy.
Peas release me let me go by Engle, bert Humphrey and Dick
Mow money mow problems
by...
...some rapper
The Notorious B I G, of course.
Oh the wonders of google.
That don't impress me mulch, by Shania Grain
Weed are the champignons, by Queen
Please Mr Compostman, by the Diana Moss and the Super(outdoor)rooms
Can't believe no one mentioned the green, green grass of home!!
Being a reggae fan I could mention many leaf & weed songs
Trees release me
Pease me
juicy fruit
pass the peas
forget me plots
All stupid of course
Crops, I Did It Again, by Gritney Shears...
...and if you like reggae, you'll like
Is Real Pesticides, by Desmond Decking
I did laugh at that against my better judgement
"Is Real (Term)ites" may have been a better gag. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing.
Ant I love her, by the Beetles?
Okay, I'm getting desperate.
Sorry to butt in so rudely but Mark if you're online now please can you email me or otherwise let me know? Cos I am and I've been desperate to get in touch with you for the past 48 hours, aaarrrrggghh xxxx
peas, peas me
Grec desperate is right!
I Ate It on the Grapevine. By Adam and the Ants.
The shears of a clown? Smokey robinson and the miracle gro's...
Peat Life, Roxy Music.
Ok ok, I'll go to bed.
Hi hoe Hi hoe its of to work we go>>>>by those little
gnomes each carrying a gardening tool.
*Whats the betting mines the best*
Can't get you out of my shed.
Kylie
Leave me a lawn
Michael Jackson
The Mower i see you, the mower i want you by somebody
Took a while but gathered some together. This sounds like Headenism to me.. cringe and cringe again:
I Spray a Little Pear- Burt Bacharach
Golden Lawn- The Stranglers (?)
Dead Moles- Joy Division
Hemp- The Beatles
My Hay- Frank Sinatra
I Like the Prongs- Barry Manilow
How Will I Hoe?- Whitney Houston
Weevil- Howlin Wolf
Your Prong- Elton John
My Formication- The Who
These Shoots Were Made for Forking- Nancy Sinatra
She Don't Use Wellies- The Flaming Lips
Mole In My Shoe- Traffic
Hoeing in the Wind- Bob Dylan
Don't Rake Back in Anger- Oasis
Mole Almighty- Bob Marley
Cockroach in the Pea World- Neil Young (oh dear.. a new low)
Bulb Sack- The B-52's
Black Mold- Soul Asylum
Mud Is The Drug- Roxy Music
Moles- Mercury Rev
Mr Tangerine Plant- Bob Dylan
Spot the theme.. I think you stipulated no real song titles but these kind of fit, for the laugh:
Every Rose Has Its Thorn- Poison
The Gnome- Pink Floyd
Let it Grow- Eric Clapton
The Ace of Spades- Motorhead
Beating Around the Bush- AC/DC
I'm Only Happy When It Rains- Garbage
The Seeds of Love- Tears for Fears
I Feel the Earth Move- Carole King
You should have seen the ones I prepared but didn't post! Sad, sad, sad.
Blimey.... Bulb Sack by the B52s?
We are Shrubbery by Sister Hedge
Can you dig it? by Peat
anything by Prefab Sprouts or The Hoe
i've got a shubbery bunch of coconuts.