Just throwing this out cos i'm that word i don't like to mention and i'm trying to forget

An absoloute cad.A swine a rotter yes a beast................................i bet you went though.

no i didn't actually. honestly. i didn't.

did he live close by? cause if he lives in Alaska that's pretty mean

Yeah pull the other one Marchy.

no he lives nearby. i knew i should have said that in the story but i was trying to give the bare minimum.

REALLY REALLY REALLY I DIDN'T. i may want sex every 2 minutes but i don't always follow through...just like....(Oh sorry sorry. Those voices. Aargh it's happening again.)

Walking distance or driving?

walking

What did you do in the end?

i texted him back: 'Bit late now. Call me tomorrow.'

Good for you...

You let him off lightly, he's not worthy of you Marchy, try and find a nice man, i've heard there are a few although it might just be a rumour.

it's a rumour.

Try north of the river,you never know.

Vicky your first thread on here was another laugh out loud for me so thankyou as I do love seeing them...

o i know alright. it's a disease that has spread throughout the land, north or south, east and west.

Its a fact through life the best!! men get snaped up very quickly then sometimes the female has the cheek to let them down and ruin their niceness for somebody who would appreciate them. It all cuts both ways as I see it in this world...

interesting perspective Jay. do you think i let him down cos i didn't go over?

How on earth did you let him down,or even think you did?

erm... dunno cos he asked me to come over...and i said no... i forgot to say he's got a coke habit. does that mean i should rule him out as even a possible?

Of cause do you really need to ask knowing that...

If he has a coke habit, he can afford to make it up to you . . . Surely . . .

Yeah man. except... unemployed for next 2 weeks. Har har this story gets better and better, don't it?

Was going to climb down from my last thread but not now when I remember what a job both my husband and I had to get both my daughter and youngest son of sniffing glue it took months of watching and worrying about their every move, also we had no understanding of this at the time and it made it harder for us being older parents as we were not brought up with this sort of thing going on. Can't stress enough!! what a nightmare it was and sad to say the way they have turned out towards me since I was l was left on my own I now wish I had walked away from all the worry and heartache and let them get on with it as glue was a big and dangerous substance at the time. Do you ever get any thanks for being a caring parent ?? even less in later life it seems...

okay i want a nice story about someone who had a coke habit and turned out to be nice and gave up (or gave me some) anyone? pelease. this is my love life we're honing in on. it's important!

Coke is a vain drug. If you take coke enough to call it a habit, then coke isn't yr main problem . . . It's fine to shag a cokehead but don't ever get involved . . . (I'd italicise involved if I knew how)

[a] involved [/a]

[i]bumcakes[/i]

Out of interest Miss Marchioness - what's the word you don't like to mention . . .?

Its got to the stage now where I don't know why anyone is even bothering let alone giving advice, still our own fault for being such fools just what we are being taken for. We should all be on the boring thread, including me...

i don't think you're fools - who is taking you for a fool? not saying i want advice exactly just opinions on behaviour. it may seem obvious that this guy is an a rse but i've been persuading myself he isn't. but now i know. the word is: BORED (i wondered when someone was going to ask me that)

Marchi if you don't mind me asking what was that bit about hearing voices....

She's lusty and in satiable.

Cokeheads are always plonkers. They get right up their nose - and mine. You did very well with him - and don't connect again until he connects with you. There are good men, I promise you. I could introduce you to my boy but he's 23 and still a plonker. He'll get better though, I think!

I've been checking my A - Z for a lusty woman but can't find Satiable anywhere. Would you travel to Chelmsford?

She'll eat him alive TC, poor lad wouldn't enjoy that..........................i'm not very bright am i?

Lol Missi That's the funniest thing anyone's said for a while. But wouldn't you worry if your daughter was seeing a cokehead?

involved

involved

Yes Flash

I'm trying to do italic's.............and failing.

Yeah I would sadbelle but I've got an 'out' cos I don't have a daughter, only two weed-head sons.

Satiable just down the road from Scrutible Missi

I went round when he asked... had no shame... well not at the time, only ten seconds afterwards and forever since... and recently spent several hours with a girlfriend thinking up epithets for the man who suddenly dumped her and wondering why he told so many lies.. he was into drugs too, ketamine, coke, other stuff I never heard of. It really is impossible to do italics and it would be so nice. Only I cant remember the last time I was bored.

I got bored once, in 1982. I murdered the first born of all the people in the town where I was living. Perked me up no end. Got caught eventually though, and they made me pick up all the litter in the High Street. I wouldn't have minded, but it was right after the footy match. I'm writing a book about it.

I'm seriously worried about the sanity of people on this site. When my parents used to drag me to church, I used to relieve boredom by remembering all the football scores & scorers. Then the teams and players. Church has a lot to answer for

Well at least it got you worshipping something.

well when I was young I did believe there was a god of football & I used to pray to him for Arsenal to win. Seems so crazy now.

and you're saying that they're crazy? They're as well balanced as I am. And this god of football, he wouldn't be yellow, would he? Like custard, or bananas.

Skeeter hush your tongue Purple is the only colour.