Is there sumfin i shood no?
Tue, 2003-12-16 15:52
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Is there sumfin i shood no?
I still can't upload my crap poems. Oh I know what you're thinkin. Thank god fer that! Is there something I should know? Are you lot not telling me something because you're hoping I'll take myself and my cute hamster, Rudy, off your precious poetry site? This site is so anti hamster.
snk
I would assume that hampsters were the people who packed christmas hampers...
I did notice the mis-spelling of 'Hamster' but I'm ardly one to comment as my own spealing isnt two grate.
I hadn't done the sums Storm and so I guess my theory may need revision. How do you manage without an hamster?
Sneak; Missi might look really nice skewered and roasting over a nice bed of coals (that is if anything does happen to Rudy). Just an idea in case it is ever needed.
They make nice kebabs sneaky, try putting him on a skewer.
tastes of pork apparently...
Grind 'em up and keep the juices in a jar 'till next spring. Then pour over seasonal bulbs for a riotous display of colour.
Didn't you know you could get tulips from hamster jam? Boom Boom!
groan........
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*cue james bond music*
...red finger...
Why did you call him Rudy? And i do hope he is alright and ready for the christmas fest.
I didn't realise this was an anti-Hamster sitem i might never have joined.
You can always join Ukauthors.com Shack, as well as being a member here.
Hi shackleton. Don't let Andrea hear your blasmephous words or a clog might fly in your direction all the way from Amsterdam.
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Rudy and myself are also on uka. Rudy likes it, especially when I'm slagged off. There's also a site called http://www.creative-poems.com/
It's ok but it's full of Christians. They're all a bit too 'loved up' for my liking. You really should check out the home-page and wait for the music to kick in. I'm still crying tears of laughter here. Talk about naff. It's a shame that abc is suffering. I kinda like it here, even though there is a lot of hamster baiting. Even that Liana bird talks to me now as well! I just don't get why some people can post and others can't. Is it an hamster thing?
Thanks Rita. This as been over a week now for me but I see by the 'last 100' that other people (mainly the 'Anti Hamster League') are able to post. It's just another one of my conspiracy theories at the moment, but it's looking more and more plausible that there are indeed dark forces at work here. I've been looking for a private dick on the internet to help with our plight. I have been shocked and somewhat saddened at some of the sites I have found.... I feel so inadequate. Anyway, thanks for posting. I feel better just for knowing that I'm not alone. Rudy sends his love.
nice lad sneak and chips
Sneak, have you tried uploading through Netscape?
sneak, you may also have noticed the last 100 is spread over 10 days. This place used to average, at a guess, 50 pieces a day so it isn't just you.
furthermore, I don't have a hamster.
Actually, that reminds me...have you noticed some here refer to hampsters? Are they a mutant variety? The hampsters, not the posters...there again



