I've Just Got to Start a Thread on SOMETHING!

you really did start something there Karl. though i'm not sure what!

Larph, I have no wish to be responsible for your possible imminent break-down over this, nor Loftys either. I will withdraw behind the pale and observe from there. Make yourself a nice cup of camomile tea, help yourself to a buttered scone and phone a friend.

karl

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. excellent. keep it up chaps and chapesses. hahahahahahaha

At last, someone with wit.Happy new year Colin.Do you think George calls up prostitutes when he is on his own and he cannot bear Neil Young anymore? Have you heard my disco dancing/ life is better with formica tape by the way? Ohhhhhhh I am moist at the 'Homebase Ads'.You cannot beat a fishpaste sandwich can you Ralph? Liz is a bint. Karl

ralph, lololol

oops, i should, perhaps, make myself clear for newbies. the post above mine was clearly by ralph...in fact, he has manipulated the whole thread, which is why i find it so funny.

Someone please tell me that I am not the only person worried about him.

Don't worry, Lizzie, you're not on your own. I'm worried about him too.

Dont flatter yourself baby.

I wasn't flattering myself .... er ..... baby. You went out with Dartford, didn't you?

Of course he has Colin, surely you didn't think I was unaware of that? I ain't as stupid as I sometimes appear ya know, though there are others here that would argue about it.

Yes I did, we are still friends I hope. He is not very well at present, and not in the nutty sense either. I hope he does not mind me passing on that information. The thing about Ralph is, for every bad thing he says or does, there are five good things. I am in a position to stress this because he has been in and out of my life for over a year and I would like to think that I know him better than most. Ralph is a riddle but a beautiful one sometimes.

Jesus!

Where?

The word "Jesus" Lizzie baby, was more to indicate the irony of your comments of this morning when compared with your communication of last night. i.e. you write, "Ralph is a riddle but a beautiful one sometimes." Now he's certainly not a riddle, although I believe he'd like to be thought of in such terms, and he plainly isn't beautiful. Nevertheless you wrote this, and no doubt hold that assumption, which you're perfectly entitled to. The irony comes in when you indicate that YOU are worried about ME!!!

No, I know you're not daft george, that's why I said my comment was for newbies.

Er, Karl, I was not responsible for any of the above posts - I certainly wouldn't call a stranger 'baby'! I am not Austin Powers! You may call me Elizabeth though! I think you may find you were talking to Ralph / Larph rather than me. Sorry for the confusion - I will be having words with the impersonator. L x

Hi, me again - ~I am still mates with Ralph though, I think this is funny! L xx

Well this didn't last long did it? What IS the date? Oh, it's only eleven days into the new year! Hello Well its been a funny old year. I been through some crap (we all have), and over the last week I have had a good look at myself and have resolved to make myself a better person in every way in the future. I have grown up to be frank (who he?) For all those I wound up, upset and was rude to i am truly sorry. I went bad but now I am good. Let me be the first to wish you a great new year, may some of your dreams come true. Ralph x

Back off, Mrs. Sniffy! Ralph is back on the right track - and he is making amends, which many people on this site would attest to, unlike you - have you read some of the other threads - which mention you? If mud is to be continually flung - I think you are a recipient to which it sticks the most, lately. He has had a tough year, and I am still his friend, so will back him up. L xx

Theres none so blind is there Lizzie? If it IS even Lizzie. Pair of loons.

Hi Elizabeth, a cyber handshake across the ether to you. So one of Ralph's personalities wrote those things about another of his personalities. Well, at least we know he's not ill "in the nutty sense."

Unlike you....

Well personaly 'Lizzie', I don't give a dogs dick what the hell you think.

*speechless*

Absolutely Elizabeth, Compared to Ralph I'm cutting out paper dolls and am as kooky and ding-a-ling as it's possible to be. I've never denied it. But what, I wonder, do you base your assumption that I'm nuts on.

And neither I you, Missi

Karl - I think we have crossed wires - I don't think you're nuts, I have no opinion whatsoever, as I have bnever conversed with you on this site - until now, that is.

Karl, Sorry am going to commit a cardinal sin of triple posting - I have just re-read the last few posts and see whre we corssed wires. when I said 'unlike you', I was directing this at Missi, not you. Sorry for misunderstanding. Anyway I'm P***ing off this thread now - and shall leave it to you and him. Bye! L

Oh dear 'Lizzie', I see you suffer from the same dyslexia that Larph does. That isn't a criticism as it must be an awful thing to contend with, just an indication that maybe Larph hasn't stopped using your name. You see the problem is, that once someone uses anothers name to be nasty, and is then exposed, they not only show themselves up as crap but also make it impossible for anyone to believe the 'other' person either, as there's no way of knowing which is which. So you see my dear, the 80% proof, sometimes beautiful Larp has queered your pitch for you. The fact that you got involved with him in the first place does nothing to support your judgement of others and his perpetual admissions of guilt followed by claims of reformation does nothing for his believability either. I actually feel quite sorry for him as he could become the person he so desperately wants to be. If only he'd take the cure. The 'unlike you' remark came far too late in the day to be seriously seen as directed at me, like Karl I believe it WAS directed at him. Perhaps he will have a re-birth around Easter time?

George What on earth are you talking about? That is way out of order. I have been away all weekend and have not posted. What Liz does is her own biz. I dont want to get into a slanging match again with either you ore Karl because it is pointless and not what I am really about these days. I think you should apologise (you will not of course because you thrive on this rubbish) to both of us (Liz at least). Cheers ralph

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Author: Lizzie - The EX (---.server.ntli.net) Date: 01-11-04 21:37 Er, Karl, I was not responsible for any of the above posts - I certainly wouldn't call a stranger 'baby'! I am not Austin Powers! You may call me Elizabeth though! I think you may find you were talking to Ralph / Larph rather than me. Sorry for the confusion - I will be having words with the impersonator. L x Larph, Perhaps it is 'Lizzie' who should do the apologising Larph. It is her that said the posts were your work. Maybe you can see 'what on earth' it is about now, if anybody is out of order they are using a '...server.ntli.net' tag and I don't have one. I am certainly not out of order me old sausage, and owe no apologies to either of you. I think it would be in both your interests to agree what names you will use and not take each others names in vain. top banana call me George xxx

Your algorithm is flawed, monkey, it's still shite...

Georgie Please stop this eh, you have upset Liz and she does not deserve it because she has nothing to do with it, neither have I. I have tried to make peace with you and I do not and will not get into our old childish ways again. As I stated before I was away for the weekend and as far as I know Liz has way more important things to do than worry about the comings and goings of this site. Perhaps you should think about that and I mean that in a positive sense and not a negative. Thanks again Ralph

Georgie Karl also has an ntli tag if that means anything which I think it does not. Thanks Ralph

Author: Lizzie (---.server.ntli.net) Date: 01-11-04 11:07 Yes I did, we are still friends I hope. He is not very well at present, and not in the nutty sense either. I hope he does not mind me passing on that information. The thing about Ralph is, for every bad thing he says or does, there are five good things. I am in a position to stress this because he has been in and out of my life for over a year and I would like to think that I know him better than most. Ralph is a riddle but a beautiful one sometimes. Ralph. Anyone can see that this is you. It has clipped sentances and your trademark self conscious attempt at thoughtful wacky images. You are as mad as a hatful of frogs, but more transparent. "Ralph is a riddle but a beautiful one sometimes" is typical Ralphspeak.

Not me at all. Thanks again Ralph