Desks

Oh thats ok andrea - those threads took eons to load anyway, what with people sticking 300mb piccies up... as the pic isnt available to view anymore, i shall describe it... One PC, one scanner, one printer. A neat stack of A4 paper and a webcam. A shelf by the window has a bottle of evian, and all my software discs stacked alphabetically on it and thats all i can see.. Such a shame it cant be seen anymore.. its SUCH an inspiration...

Ahem! Will email pic of the above to the highest bidder

*coughs out tea* liana ... do you have two desks?

has lana spelt her name the wrong way?

North: PC (slow) North West: Telephone (silent), hole punch (abandoned), pencil (chewed) West: Window (view of artillery parade ground, flag pole and limp flag, grey sky above) South West: Coffee machine (noisy) South: Me South East: notice board (empty) East: notepad, pen (also chewed) North East: glasses (reading), screwdriver (?), coffee mug (empty) [%sig%]

How very feng shui

Work: PC Unix Box Pile of scrap paper. Pile of specs empty ginger beer can paracetamol notebook 28pence in pennies pens, phone, etc Home: PC PDA 2 notebooks Gundam several tiny scraps of paper with japanese words on one side and english translations on the other. Screwdriver Penknife Camera mounted to G-clamp tripod thingy books

i havent got a compass ... right hand side of laptop - (could be southish) mug with two pens in that dont work ... shot glass (empty) notebook (tiny handmade paper) ... small red engine from thomas tank series ...scissors ring keys ... anti wrinkle cream ... oxy pads ... inhaler (brown) three toothbrushes (!) ... a christmas card ... left side of laptop ... three books from charity shop (1 novel and 2 short story collections) ... some more scissors ... corkscrew ... clove oil (toothache) ... then there is a pile of bills ... summonses ... letters... winnie the pooh ... a copy of deliberately thirsty ... some china white oil paint in a tube ... a candle holder ... behind the laptop ... a toilet roll and some things i hid there ... in front of laptop ... usually me

ok i lied. Desk, PC and shelves contain - large moniter, covered in stickers by daughter. Scanner, covered with printed out notes for essays, two plates on top of a carrier bag full of receipts and dead credit cards. Shelves - Bottle of ylang ylang oil, approx 400 loose cd's with mp3's on - none labeled nor in cases. Make up bag. Digicam. Two ashtrays (one is full and i cant find the bin) Teddy with "best mum" on it, address book, screwdriver and hammer. Cotton wool pads, fairy lights (x 4) sunglasses, video of abctales event, bunch of keys, mini can of hairspray, bottle of perfume. Nail varnish remover, empty bag of snack a jacks, red hair scrunchie ith dragon badge (not mine honest). Webcam, anti frizz hair serum (extra strength), 7 packets of Drum (all with scraps of tobacco in) in case i run out of fags. Lighter fuel. Marshmallow wrappers. Watch with broken strap, PVA glue, empty ink cartridge. Microphone, dictionary, address book, notepad jotter type thing. Eyelash curlers, bag of spare bulbs for fairy lights, plastic hook that i will stick on wall one day, african bead collar style necklace that fell off the wall (sees a poss use for hook). Empty wine glass. Incense holder. Coaster in a metallic @ shape. Spare head for leccy toothbrush. One day travelcard (oh god i am so ashamed) for 19th Novemeber 2002 (?? why??) and one of those dictaphone thingys. Thats all.

"small red engine from thomas tank series " That's James isn't it? Percy is Green, Thomas and Edward and Gordon are blue

printer, laptop, scanner, papers scattered about, lamp, one large framed print and two small framed oil paintings sitting on desk leaning against wall, telephone, cannister of CD-ROMs (blank), two smallish speakers.

Work: 2 Linux Servers 1 Windows 2000 Server Speakers (of course!) 1 Switch/1 Firewall Appliance/1 Router 3 Mugs, dirty, one of which is on the turn Loads of post-its that have dropped off monitor/tower/whatever In tray Loose change The book ''Web pages using Microsoft Office 2000'' (which aint mine!!!) ...and a set of MoS headphones

blimey Liana....

Don't like to be a tattle-tale but Liana had a can of castlemaine xxxx on her desk in the UKa piccy, which i think is why Andrea deleted it. I think she tried to pretend it was lighter fluid or some other kind of lame excuse.

At least I dont have mouldy mugs Elfpig. Flash - I wouldnt drink aussie lager if i was paid to.

Two pleading pot plants = parental explanation a crude experiment into the deprivation of imperative elements A sticky sweet left over from Christmas = dupe the eco friendly expulsion of a strawberry cream A verdant stuffed Nessie = No comment Several well fingered dictionaries = pending landfill A decorative machete = residue of self defence classes Pencils = who'd a thought The petrified limbs of Mother Nature's children sliced, bleached, and ready for the ink dappled gibberish of someone who should know better A writers and artists year book = delusion is a poets best friend [%sig%]

I reckon L's desk is really draped in blokes.

More likely to be draped in crackers...

ooh err.... when's the next train to Skeggie ?

draped in blokie corpses ...

there's a photo of my desk over on UKA forum. Its shameful...

Link?

Home desk: beer can, books (both on desk and in bokcase above desk), phone , pc (on low shelf) with amp and speakers, desk tidy, pens , notepad, dissection kit, CDs Work desk: phone, pc etc, box of Cup-a soup, mug (clean), papers (reasonably tidy)

Sadly (or perhaps luckily) it doesnt seem to be there anymore...

...the dissection kit gives it away really doesn't it! I'm either a scientist or a weirdo

Which jude?

Despite what many others would say I am a scientist rather than a weirdo

What do you all think my desk is like? (Rachel shhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Mark, quill and ink Pamela Anderson Calender A packet of fruit pastilles PC (with pentium III) 20 assorted sizes of envelopes £2.45 in 5 ps and copper what do I win?

Can't she be both? Sorry L, had to clear out a lot of pics from forums as our CPU usage was going through the roof. Sadly, your desk seems to have been eliminated. Er...piles of papers yet to be stuffed into appropriate box, overflowing ashtray, lighter, tobacco, photo of sprog, a ceramic fairy (given to me by Pi, bless 'er), pens, scissors, an old watch and 3 euros. Pinned above my pc, however, is my prize possession - I gaze at it periodically, for inspiration. Yes, it's Mr January, aka The Divine Henstoat...starkers, save for an extended sword...

Actually mark, I don't think iI've ever seen the actual desk. Does that give anyone a clue???

I fear that this thread was motivated by the state of my desk. It's commonly known as the heap - but I sort of know what's on it, under it and around it.

at home, i have a large desk, it's actually a dining table (can sit 6 comfortably) and of course, with all that space, i have filled it with junk, it's got my flat screen, scanner (which i hardly ever use) webcam, microphone (don't know why i bought that) a coster for tea/coffee beer, loads of utility bills in a pile (all paid) a little folder for putting bills in (i'll do it tomorrow) usually there's an ash tray, and the odd empty beer can, and piles of paper, loads of books too....underneath is tidier, there's a big box with loads of stuff in it, a printer, (it's a really noisy one, i really need to update) an old pair of football boots (i've retired) and an odd shoe, can't find the other one...

My desk is actually quite tidy at the moment after mamoth clear out last weekend. I have: Pot of stolen pens In tray with lot of rubbish in Out tray with more rubbish in Britta waterfilter Inspiration candle (faulty) Photo of my dad scowling (better than inspiration candle) Obscene spermy mousemat