The ABC Sunday night Party - It's Here!

Thank ye ma'mw! don't mined if ye do

Hi, Jude! Do we have to say grace before we start nibbling our virtual Jaffa cakes? Anybody care for one?

What would you like to drink...there's erm...whatever you have in your fridge, drinks cab, wine rack... Did you have a good weekend?

*makes small talk with other guests* Hi, John, are you aware that the Big Bang theory is raidly losing support in the scientific community?

Yes server. In favour of the many small bang theory. Now don't get me going on this! It will spoil the party!

Err..... nice weather we're having.....

you folk, carry on talking. don't mind me, just reaching for the fridge

Can i put my Inspiral Carpets DVD on?

I wonder what Missi's about the weather?

Ah! that should have been 'thicks about the weather? Bloody Dyslexia!!

Bless us oh lord and these thy jaffa cakes from thy bounty. Thank you for the gift of frienship and keep us all safe this evening.... of and why did you let Saha equalize with just 10 minutes to go

Can't resist saying it makes a nonsense of Lord Carey's claim " it is sad to relate that no great invention has come for many hundred years from Muslim countries," Err... have a virtual Jaffa, John.... Talking about the weather...

Hi Tan how are you.. Flash go ahead...the dvd player is in the living room I did a proper roast dinner this lunchtime...served on time at 13:000 which is a miracle considering the clocks went forward and how knackered I was

who are you :0) ???

It was four minutes.............it was so the imperious and noble blues of Stamford bridge can come and nick the titles from under the Devils Spawn's nose's.

Thanks server! at least I can spell Javarra? sh.t! wheres that dictionary gone?

... or are you going to leave your mask on all night at the ball!!!

Has everyone got a drink?

nearly finished getting ready now. i've had some trouble putting these new earrings in. made them today from a couple of twigs and some sycamore leaves

I'm the one who emailed you with the link to Reason & Revelation, Jude - call me Smiley :o) Looks like it could be a great party!

I thought it was a costume party ;o)

smiles at smiley. has everyone got to get up for work tommorrow? They're beautiful "natural" looking earrings Tan... maybe you should start a business

*pops live at Brixton Academy DVD in* lets bop until we drop.

hello

Well if you saw me now you'd think it was a naturists party...

I's after 9.00I know nobody likes to be unfashionably early but where are Vicky, Liana, Emma?

* Blushes and changes subject * I wonder where Emma is?

Perhaps they've nothing to wear either, Jude ;o)

Heard any gossip about Posh and her rapper friend Damon Dash?

The earings aren't the only things that are natural-looking then, Jude. Sorry I'm late. Had to find a babysitter. Pass the beer nuts.

Hi guys I'm bathin the kidz, they're late due to hour change, save us a glass back before long...

I seem to have wondered out into the garden ;o)

here you go Karl..have some nuts and a beer...I have put my 'jarmers on now so am slightly more presentable... where are you working at the mo? Still based in the West End?

thanks Jude, like yours too could someone pass me another can of McEwan's Best Scotch Ale please. (they say this stuff doesn't get you drunk which doesn't explain why i feel a likkle bit drunk)

Smiley...I don't read any newspapers or magazines and quite frankly don't care too much about Posh spice but tell me anyway...It's a party so I allow myself to indulge in silly c.rap

McEwans...Tan what decade have you just crawled out of!!!

John. you're quite new to the forum...I have only started getting to know you this past week or so or have I just been dreadfully rude and noticed you before? Where are you from, what do you do?

I was just trying to make conversation, Jude. Heard some rumour that Posh and Becks had argued over a party and that Damon Dash might have been the reason.

Who's Damon Dash?

He's a rapper whom I think produced some tracks on Posh's latest album, Dan.

oh...okay...I didn't realise Posh still made (so-called) music

it's the only thing left. someone will have to go to the offy. has anyone seen the loo?

toilet is by the front door...1st on the left...can some-one phone Emma or Liana on their mobiles and get them to stop off at the offy on the way here...

I have Archer's Aqua (Only alcopop that is not too sickly sweet) and Portugese Rose...which is almost as bad as McEwans so I can hardley comment.

Hi Jude. Yes I am new, this is my first forum. Aim from Dundee but now living in Cambridge. Like you, Aim a writer with a Sciences background and have also spent many a year contemplating pree big bang questions. Unfortunately I ended up with more questioned that did answers. Sorry it takes me so long to respond to any questions, my Dyslexia means I have to check every word and then use a dictionary to correct my spell checker.

I'll email Liana L. PL(£Asee br*NG B000s

Actually, many say Posh never did make music, Jude.

I've got one tin of Fosters, then I'm on to the strange strawberry drink that tastes like diesel.

Actually I quite liked "Viva Forever" Only admit 'cos I have a boozy slackmouth *Walks off with burning cheeks*

*answers mobile* hello, er yes I'll get you what you want but you'd better pay me back I'm broke, by the way who gave you my number?