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shaved heads

love em or lothe em theres certainly more of them bobbing about our streets these days. They reckon when you go ''clean'' it is a life changing experience, I tend to agree. When i first shaved and got a chromer i felt like born again, not in the american christain way but just felt like revived. In a strange way once you get a shaved head you become aware of other people with shaved eads *scarey* and well i always think some of them look at me and think brother or somink like that and well I want to turn around and say 'hey mate just becuse weve got shaved heads doesn't mean we're brothers' in fact far from it. Anyway anyof 'you lot' got any stories on this theme, or poetry maybe.

Pioden
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You know Karl I didn't think of that Of course you did Emma sorry just got a lot on my mind at the moment ...
sd
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*blushes* "shaved eads down "wee" people"
sd
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i heard a girl say shaved eads are the new blonds *crikey*
stormy
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Bouffant man ... I like that ... we could have have a kind of anti-superhero thread I could be ex-moustache man.
Karl Wiggins
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While I don't quite have a shaved head, I have it shaved down to the wood every couple of weeks. I quite like it. I may one day go out and buy myself an electric shaver and if so have been advised a woman's one would be the best bet. They're certainly about half the price, but they apparently shave much closer because of the necessity of trimmig the old bikini line. Is this correct, ladies?
Karl Wiggins
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And come to think of it, Tony Cook has a shaved head and he certainly doesn't look like a thug.
martin_t
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storms....the moustache, it's gone? have you lost the super powers you had as moustache man?
stormy
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well, it certainly doesn't tickle my wife's fancy anymore. and i seem to be less evil has the bouffant empowered you at all Mart? Are you now more David Dickinson? is the future orange?
martin_t
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i'm aiming for dickinson, that's the plan
Emma
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Aiming, what with a sorn off shotgun...
Emma
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er, sawn...it's late.
Liana
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still giggling at the shocking news that alisons boyfriend pulls it iff well... (Justyn, have you noticed that the majority of slavic men have got flat heads? I have a theory that it starts when they are small boys and are smacked by their mothers and continues on with girlfriends and wives...) My bloke has a shaved head, and he doesn't look like a thug at all. And it feels lovely...
Felicity
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I once shared a bed with a woman with a shaved head. I was scared shitless.lol.
mississippi
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Tony isn't shaven-headed, Karl, he's barren-headed but between us we have two good heads of hair. Liana, bloke! BLOKE !!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Pioden
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I've used one of those electric hair trimmer things - not the female ones Karl and have shaved a male - correction quite a few male heads - you can end up with hair all over the place I like the soft brush and nice black cape that you get and the one we have has a nice silver case too However I would like to point out to any females - DO NOT ON NO ACCOUNT wear a low cut top when using such trimmer on someone - as you spend all day trying to removed their shaven hair cuttings which make you itch so you have to go searching - and then because your searching - you end up with offers you dont really want .... Be warned
mississippi
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If you don't want offers, why are you wearing a low-cut top in the first place?
Pioden
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during the summer when its hot I like to remain cool - I do not like baggy tee shirts and the boys like there hair shorter during the summer .....
Tony Cook
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Thankyou Missi - you are correct, there's no shaving - there is just no hair - anywhere! That includes internally! When it dropped out in 1984 I noticed how very differently people treated you - little old ladies would hurl themselves under buses rather than walk past you on the pavement and I haven't been in a fight since - the other party just backs off. Amazing. I've got used to it now and lots of others have shaven heads these days - but if you are thinking of doing it, then be sure to put loads of sun cream on the old bonce even if it's only shining a bit (the sun that is). There is nothing more painful than a badly burned bonce.
Karl Wiggins
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Lesley, a friend of ours, Ross, used to cut my hair in Portugal, which was when I had a lot more of it and it flowed down my back. Little old ladies would still hurl themselves under buses when I approached because with a full beard I looked like a biker. Anyway, back to Ross. She was a nightclub singer in her early forties and very sexy in a kind of sexy type way. She had great legs and big boobs and a superb sun tan. Ross was a mate and she was fun, but she was a typical MILF. Ross just couldn't help being sexy. It was in her nature, and when she cut my hair she always seemed to arrange it so that her clevage was at eye level. And if not she was actually pushing her boobs into my face from the sides or rubbing them on my shoulders. I think she got more customers this way.
sd
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oh by the way hope tony c is over his bout of flu, just thought i,d add that. nature of the post and all that oh and marky b as well...wanna join a hip hop band anyway its pissin as usual today we had our summer last wendesday so it seems, oh well back to the knitting..
Emma
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hehehe, love your post s.d. are you knitting a play?
Pioden
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Karl I have no idea what your going on about as that is not how I cut hair - I mean use the trimmer thingy - my son's would NOT approve! sorry to disappoint you There is another thing about using those hair trimmer's don't drink tea whilst using one - you end up with hair floating around in your mug ... Iam innocent - I am innocent
Karl Wiggins
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I spelled Roz wrong, didn't I?
Pioden
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well I was going to point out that Ross is a blokes name but I thought ---- well I'm not sure what I thought
radiodenver
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Pioden, this may sound really rude but, are you male or female? I'm serious.
Emma
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She's a Welsh Grandmother, Gary.
radiodenver
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That's perfect then. I'm an Irish/Spanish grandfather. Maybe I should move to Wales.
Flash
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She's actually a five inch fairy with a pet eroo.
Pioden
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I am too - although no one believes it ! I was a very young mother I am female - well I was last time I looked
radiodenver
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The pet would be larger the she is, how did she get to be a grandmother without it eating her?
Emma
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I rather assumed people would get that you were female when I said 'Grandmother'. But I suppose you just never know these days eh. Yeah, move to Wales Radio, we go there twice a year...
Pioden
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hoy - you've shrunk me by an inch !
Pioden
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Eroo wouldn't eat me - he's far to daft - considering who I stole h - I mean who gave him to me ... You do Emma which North or South?
Karl Wiggins
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Lesley, you'd look funny wearing low-cut tops if you were male, wouldn't you?
Emma
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Oh, Pi, I thought I'd e-mailed you about all that ? We get a cottage in Wales twice a year, sometimes mid-Wales, sometimes elsewhere. Dolgellau, most recently, and Llandrindod Wells. In a few weeks we're heading for New Quay. I know you live somewhere around Snowdonia, right? We had a view of Cader Idris from Dolgellau. We went through Snowdonia last year visiting a slate mine.
martin_t
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i have shaved all my hair off in the past, but at the moment i am bouffant man, and i kind of like it, i think i look really thuggish with a shaved head....
Emma
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I can think of a rude tale by Chaucer in which a shaved head is crucial to the outcome.
sd
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yeah thats my biggest nightmare about my shaved head that people think i am a thug, to try and counter this i am becoming more outwardly effiminette in little ways i am concious i am doing this , but i hate the thought that i might look thugguish and if i try and i can........this is the biggest shaved head nightmare for me.....to be seen as a thug or to have anyone use the usual stereotypical bull shit.......
martin_t
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grow bouffant SD, you know it makes sense, achieve the softer look, frame the face :-)
justyn_thyme
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I think they look terrible on most people, very thugish, like the droogies in Clockwork Orange. Lots of these flathead swagger-dorks in Warsaw.
Rachel
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Oh no. Daisy has shaved head and he is beautiful (although he used to have lushious long long corkscrew curls and they were lovely too)
smillieboy
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sd and martin, Just be glad you have the choice to grow your hair bouffant (or any other way)!! Mandatory Skinhead Smillie
alison brown
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my boyfriend has a shaved head and he pulls it off very well. mind you i have never seen him with hair so i dont know what he looks like with it. he has it coupled with a beard in a very rock/ metaler way. and i think it looks great, thats what i was drawn to in the first place. *blush* i agree they can look daft on some people i think it has something to do with the shape of the head. when you shave our head you see shaved heads every where becasue you find you can relate to that person in a different way, its the same thing as foucault's queer theory. gaydar is what he is discribing. but its like when a woman has a bun in the oven she sees the bumps everywhere, or when you dye your hair. because i think you know what to look for. if that make any sence. read foucault queer theory to make sence of what iam tryin to say. its a good read and very interesting.
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