How To Commit A Perfect Murder

but then ur not around to enjoy the perfect murder

Megan i hate to ask, but who do you think would get the blame for killing them?

I see the nutter magnet is on full attraction of late

well oh dont ask ive got a mind of its own leave it that way oh may i ask when will i become a regular !!!!!

Well, yes...it's got me stuck, anyway.

Make sure you eat lots of bran Megan, then you'll become a regular...

I can't believe I am reading this thread when only yesterday the young girl from next door came in to tell me what a rotton day she had had as she had been up the hospital all day to see her friend age only 30 who had tried to kill herself by hanging because her home life was so bad she just couldn't take any more, I have met this lovely person because thats what she is she has five kids and the most good for nothing boy friend you could ever wish to meet. Sad so sad...

HOW LONG!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>plus im as mad as you lot !!!

you'll just know when you become a regular Megan, you'll just know, trust Flashy.

and don't forget to read Christmas tales, not just abctales. It's always Christmas you know, but we always have to wait for tomorrow.

K i will .....

what's wrong with kids these days...

i am not a kid i have 3 kid and on my thrid relationship wanna know my life story or somthin

how lovely! you are a kid with 3 kids! ;)

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marvellous!

Quote: "There is no such thing as a foolproof plan, because fools are so ingenuis."

All you need is a little politics covering your ass! President Bush got away with it!

Indeed....

...incidentally, I have had periods in my life when I have dreamed of murder...(me doing it)...deeply disturbing...eeeeeeeeeek!!

So you're no longer a millionaire then?

or you could trip your target in the street and, assuming thay graze a hand or elbow/knee, follow them home and inject air into their bloodstream through the wound. no puncture marks, no poison/chemical interference, no murder.

or you can rely on karma and god

You could mail their address to the mob! Anyway it wouldn't for the guy at the top, cos everyone would know huw did it!

I was thinking about this one last night as I was making moussaka and ran out of nutmeg. Perhaps the best way to kill somebody is to give them a nutmeg overdose. In large quantities it is a hallucinogen. the dose required is only slightly below the overdose level which is often fatal. "Your honour, I made those Danish Pastries as an act of love...I had no idea."

oh the mob is just part of my illness karma is very real, i read in a paper of a man who hired hitmen him and his familyh whre involved in car crash in spain not so long ago, i belive it was karma..they all died..karma a word of our age..you dont need an army with karma by your side..you should eb careful about hiring hitmen and who you may want to kill it might be just your death in the making..

that is pressure that is amking me say the bomb things people who know me will vouchthis is part of the presue aided by degrading treatment from patrons of the city of glasgow..theres a name you should be watching out for karma i believe one man no connections but karma.. one man mississipppi,a charity director and worker trying hard to expose what they are doing and show the proof so you turn around and say stephen i relaise now, i am sorry brother and then we have won..

tomorrow i try again

I hope you make it.

speaking as one who knows the murder business. Depend on no-one else. have a good alibi and dispose of the body well.

good advice there, will get on with it now.

OK I GOT IT, I KNOW HOW TO COMMIT THE PERFECT MURDER, GET AN UNTRACABLE GUN FROM THE GHETTO, GO AND SHOOT WHOEVER U WANT DEAD IN THE HEAD 5 TIMES, THEN LEAVE. OR YOU COULD LOCK IN HIM/IT/HER IN A ROOM FILLED WITH A MILLION BEES, OR YOU COULD RIG HIS CAR SO THE CARBON MONOXIDE ENTERS THE CABIN.

Just to confirm huw. Recently a wide arsed glasgow gangster with connections in glasgow and belfast who was worth more than 10 million pound and who had connections in northern ireland was involved in a car accident in spain. He had three of his daughters in the car and they all hit the roof at over 700mph, all DEAD people. Big northern irish hitmen all dead and the people who hired them. IRISH MURDERING SCUM OF BOTH SIDES ARE A THING OF THE PAST IN THE UK as they know when there little ira and uda heads get to big they come of there shoulders no matter who they think they are or who is paying them, this is something to keep in mind when doing posts like this in the uk. Anyway this guy had big connections in the police and northern ireland in the uk and though the was charlie big little realising that he killed all his daughters in the process and rumour on the street is the big bad hitman from belfast was found eyeless and with his dick shoved in his mouth in another part of spain...big bad gangsters and northern irish hitmen no more so to speak. But of corse the thing is is how this man with money thought he could play with life and his daughters shared the car and all there heads hit the roof at over 700MPH and how they looked in to each others eyes before it happened uuuhhh, the poor little murderers, all big men with big connections and then him and his daughters are no more...this is alesso to uk gangsters, ira, uda and scummy murderers of what lays in store for them ohthe big glasgow gangster had over 28 million pouns behind him and corrupt police officers and then him and his family where no more, and nor was the hitman.. this is something to remember big HUW before making posts like this.... THEY ALL HIT THE ROOF AT OVER 700MPH, THE BIG FAMILY ALL THE DAUGHTERS AN THE DAD THE GANGSTER DAD WHO HIRED HITMN FROM NORTHERN IRELAND.....

get a life, ye of little brains!

guess what im a fool!!!

chill director.....

Really?

IRA SCUM UDA SCUM MURDERING NORTHERN IRISH SCUM...AND THEN THEY WHERE NO MORE....

AND THEN THEY WHERE NO MORE...

ummm................................... not really !!!

never mind SD, your money in the phone box will run out soon......PLEASE

PS and as my knowledge of Glasgow is, watch yer back cos the polis roam every street. And just a wee question SD, I always thought Maryhill was ficticious as in 'Taggart'.

Jesus, when I said 'Join in' I meant join in and not 'contaminate every thread with the same old shite' Keep this up Stephen and you will soon regard Missi as your best friend friend on this forum. In another thread I said my comments were not to be taken as a threat but as advice. In this thread the reverse is true. Stephen, the game playing is over. Either you quit the pseudo shite posts (such as above) or you get phorum phucked. Your decision. Glad to see you didn't cut yourself.

friend friend? I was being far too nice.

That story about a car accident at 700mph must have Michael Schumacher shitting himself! Colin is right Stephen, behave or fuck off. I too am glad there was no blood on the carpet but you've been crying fox for far too long now. It would be a mistake to consider me your friend either on here or anywhere else. The best I could offer is that I am not your enemy, you have to look inside yourself for that.

I love the Roald Dahl story where the wife kills her philandering husband with a frozen leg of lamb. The beautiful bit is that she then cooks the lamb and feeds it to the murder squad detectives as they pontificate about the certainty of shortly finding the murder weapon. Another way to kill somebody with lamb (slightly more slowly) is to make them a lamb moussaka every day and fry the aubergines in dripping - the amount of fat these things can absorb is unbelievable.

That reminds me of the perfect murder in the film 'Fried Green Tomatoes' ...they barbecue the body and feed it to the detective investigating...hehehe...one of my favourite films that.

>> .....incidentally, I have had periods in my life when I have dreamed of murder...(me doing it)...deeply disturbing...eeeeeeeeeek!! << I HAVE heard that mestruating women can be bitches!

Bugger off. I'll have you know I don't suffer from pmt... good job really, I'm bad enough as it is...

THIS IS HEGI TALKING AND THE LAST TIME I COMITTED MURDER I WOUND UP BEING A PIMP IN THE JAIL CELL HAVING MY HOLE LITTEL POSSY OF BITCHES. OH YA BECAUSE I LIKE BEING DOMANENT ....... AND BY THE WAY I AM A GIRL AND I FINALLY GOT OUT BOYS BE WARE . BESIDES YOU PEOPLE HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS I MIGHT USE THEM AND IF I DO USE YOU ADVISE BEWARE I'LL HAVE TO GET RIDD OF YOU AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'R NOT USING YOUR REAL NAMES I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES I'LL FIND . P.S. to all you sexy guys out there i can move aside from being the dominent one maybe i'll even like being bossed around ...........if you catch my drift.