How To Commit A Perfect Murder

Most women DON'T suffer from PMT, they just make sure the men around them do.

Car sticker... Menstruation gives women, for one week each month, the chance to behave like men do all the time.

You mean they park properly one week a month?

I'll have you know my parking is excellent...I can get into the most intriguing little spaces.

Do you still go for a quickie at McDonalds? I imagine the space is pretty confined for that sort of thing. They don't do McNookies at the one in my town..........pity really.

I've NEVER had a quickie in McDonalds, Flash...libraries were my thing...remember...hehehe

ok ........................

Roald Dahl got it right Hit someone over the head with a frozen joint, cook it and then offer it to the policemen who come to investigate

well firstly i will poison them them chop them up invite their family's around cook the poisoned chopped people and kill the rest of them when they eat the poison and then kill my self

Well, if you're going to kill yourslef, why not leave the rest of them out of it?

Here's a conversation killer too. Well, you go for a nice romantic walk with him/her at the top of a cliff say. You do a sudden disappearing trick and watch them stumble around the top of the cliff from your vantage point in the pub at the bottom of cliff. Quoff your guiness, watch the fall. No murder, no blame. Make sure walk's at dusk. Good eh?

no cos then every boby who knows them cant tell any body else that hes dead!!!!! and i wouldnt cos im dead as well

How can you be dead if you're writing! Silly billy!!!!???,,, I always wanted to be called Megan. My mum sed i had a twin sister called megan but she had to be sent away to ----- New Sealand or somewhere sort of there. So I like you. Just cos of youre name. Kissss.

no in the story i kill my self thank s

Do you get caught in the end?

who wrote the story for you then?

no i killed every one then my self

Why? Cos there was no one left to talk to?

Place a small piece of radioactive material inside a toilet roll wrapped in tinfoil, hide this device at the back of a cupboard, aimed at the bed of the victim. They should be dead of cancer within a year or so and nobody will suspect a thing.

no so i couldn't get blamed for killing them