minor freaky obsessions...

Ely, Here's a lame joke (if you're a drummer you've probably already heard it).... What do they call the people Drummers hang out with? Musicians.

Missed your earlier post... You put tampons in your tea, George? That is an mfo (major freaky obsession), dude!

I fancied Blake from Blake 7 too. Especially turned on and justified in my taste in the episode where he was proved to be the Alpha male by the evil sand which was killing all the other blokes leaving only him and the women alive. Captain Kirk, obviously. First series, obviously. Also fancied Fredddy Star when I was at school, but that didn't last long. Ben Murphy and sometimes Pete Duel, but only you me and governor need to know about that one. Captain Scarlet my all time fave though, if it wasn't for those pesky mysterons showing up every week... also Peter Davis? the blond Dr Who. Rubbish at Dr Who, but I did fancy him. Oh and the worst - John Boy. okay the worst was Ken Dodd. I like Hugh Jackman now though, so am fixed.

oh, and Blue from the High Chaperal, bit of a thickie, but he had amazing eyes. Should have kept away from his uncle Buck I thought though.

I was always fond of Daisy Duke.

Wow man.

I liked the blond cousin

Oh God, I am so geeky it is not even true. The episode with the sand where only the Alpha males survive for breeding purposes was in Series Three, and it was TARRANT, not Blake. (Tarrant had the bubble-perm too, but he was much more clean-cut and straight than Blake. Blake was after all, a terrorist) Tarrant nearly does the nasty with Servalan in that episode. I always loved Avon - the hard-nosed smart calculating cynic, with a scarred past, happier around machines than people, who in the end turned out to be far more idealistic and stupid than any of them, getting them all killed to chase the dream. Sometimes I still pretend to be Avon and speak in his precise. Clipped. Tone. "I do not need him. I do not need. ANY of them. " Did you still like Blake in the last episode where he was all grizzled and scarred and evil? "Is it true, Blake? Have you betrayed them? Have you betrayed ME?" I think the fact that I watched at age 12 the BBC gun down my heroes had a profound impact on me. This and Butch Cassidy remain my two favourite endings of anything ever. Perhaps Delicatessen comes close "There's something stuck in my head, right?"

'I' don't put tampons anywhere, though I'll make an exception for you and stuff one in your mouth when I get within stuffing distance.

Cooooool man. Can I watch?

Oh he's not so bad denver, his jokes are crap I grant you but there's far worse here than him.

Oy watch it sunshine........Emma's jokes aren't that bad.

I really think you could geek for England, Andrew.

Flash, watch it, or I'll mop my kitchen floor with you.

sushi

God, yes, I'm addicted to sushi...especially the wasabi...however, can't afford it at the moment.

How can anybody eat bait?

Andrew, yes, you are a geek :-) but thanks for reminding me, it was Avon I fancied, I don't think I ever saw Blake. Weren't they all looking for him or something? It was Avon, god he was lovely sneery Mr Rochester throw you on the bed type, yum. And in my fantasy, he is the alpha male...and I need to get out more. He was a bit camp though. Have no clue who Tarrant was, did he have curly girly hair? Young bloke. Not my type at all. Alpha male? I think not, and my selective memory agrees. I also liked Chris in Northern Exposure, but that's normal as he's officially gorgeous, if unfeasibly tall

I could say a few things on the subject of star trek (including the fact my marriage ended when my ex-husband bought me a Katharine Janeway costume for Christmas)... but gasp at Andrew... LAUGH AT STAR TREK??? NEVER! *and I started off so well on this site, I really did*

oooooooooooooooooohhhhh seven of nine.

lol@fergal... So, you've kicked a husband out too then?..we have something in common...and you had an even better reason for kicking yours out than I did.

i eat bait all the time, i'll take a little luncheon meat, cheese, sweetcorn and bread to catch fish with and end up eating most of it myself. the maggots can be quite tasty too, you have to roll them under your lip top warm them up a bit and they can just take a leap for your throat. On the subjest of fancying odd people I have to say that I forgot Anne Robinson (I think she's truly attractive) from my last list of women I fancy and Sybil Fawlty too (great ass) as for freaky obsessions I used to always count in words in my head between lines of a song to keep the rhythm going and the timing right so, for example "My way" would go: And Now (oh yes and now) The end is near (oh yes it's near) And so I face (I have to face) The Final Cur-tain (the curtain of) My friends (my lovely friends) I'll say it clear (It's nice and clear) ... etc etc

I also have a minor thing about the sound of people eating food. I have been known to leave a room, seat, bit of open space if someone is eating their food in a way that disturbs me. I know it is wrong, but I hate sticky chomping. Right, someone else, I need to stop admitting these things. (Oh Liana, I'm still terrified you'll never forgive me for Thank You for the Music)

I like reading awful disscussion posts on stupid websites

I used to fancy noddy holder. *hands gun to ferg*

Haven't you got a book to plug, or a conspiracy theory to concoct, Francis, my darling ?

I *still* fancy noddy holder. *takes gun willingly*

And we thought the only thing you liked was constructing weird accusations in multiple names!

i quite liked rod stewart

I'm falling in love with fish.

Shall we both shoot her?

Definitely. *produces another gun from out of thin electronic air* *Sheepishly remembers admitting to Dick Van Dyke (even when old) and Jonathan Ross crushes on old thread and reconsiders shoot out*

Missi - however, I've never watched any Star Trek The Next Generation and only ever considered Star Trek as worth watching to laugh at. I would almost certainly take a battering on that, and indeed Quantum Leap, which I've never even seen. I do, however, have almost photographic recall of most of the pre-jump-the-shark episodes of the Simpsons, and I far prefer Futurama, which is pretty geeky. What the hell, I also like music, fashion, drinking, football and women; so perhaps I'm just an enthusiast with a good memory.

I always wanted a couple of those Tribble things..., I'm sure they would make great Walleye bait.

No. I fancy jonathon ross too. Jesus, what have you started???

Liana, I have a thing for you too. Will you marry me?

Ely, are you a musician?

Why?

"Would you like a cup of tea dear ... would you like a turn on the computer, dear, I'm only chatting with those ABCtales minxes ... Seven Of Nine's very nice, dear, but you know I don't like girls with bits of metal on their face ..." (this husband-ejecting could be catching...)

I don't know what I've started - I was meaning any old obsession and we got caught in an unsuitable crush loop (I used to fancy Billy of Neighbours when he was in school uniform and I was already in my twenties...) Actually it's I think I've started Unsuitable Crush (not so) Anonymous. Oh look, another marriage proposal!

Liana, You bit and now I don't have the heart to drop the other shoe..... You've never answered me.... Will you marry me?

husband ejecting is the new going out/ staying in/ black ... i was a trendsetter nearly ten years ago ...but i def did the right thing because he is very happy now ...

Oddly enough mine is very happy too...SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE BUGGER OFF YEARS AGO AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE?

there we have it, minor freaky obsessions in motion.

I repeat: I like reading awful disscussion posts on stupid websites.

Isn't it a shame the world is spoilt by men?

i fancy jonothan ross too

Aww, Missi...my dad's nice. That make u feel any better? Oh, and s'pose you aren't too bad...eh?

I don't bite Mr Denver, I just snarl a lot. Where was the other one Ferg?

I'm still in love with Twiggy. Can't stand the woman but adore her from afar. Would rather it stayed that way. As if...