The AG + Mykle + the occasional chip in from John Thread

Am I getting burned? Funny, I thought it was rather chilly today...must be the drafty office I work in... Ooohhh! You meant 'toasted', as in 'having a glass raised to me'! Awww. Thanks! *blows a kiss* *wink*

I'm off to ebay to see if I can get me paws into the beatles anthology dvd's. I've seen them on amazon for £35 second-hand but I'm sure I could scoop-a-woop at ebay. :) 8 hours viewing time apparently. I hope they're worth it. I may be some time :) just thought I'd let you know :)

Could be both I guess, but some people need several personalities just to make up a whole one. Oh, I forgot he is also 'lola'. He can't be all bad though, he thinks the roo rider is shite, and that's a big brownie point.

That's true, and 'Maxwell Eddison' was v. helpful over a writing prob. I had. [%sig%]

AG: compassion should and never not include pity nor weath......that's contrition in it's worst possible form! How do think Kylie became so rich to begin with...HUH? In all honesty, Kylie M is not what this world thinks she is. She is a very fragile lady, whom in her own right, and outside that ugly spotlight, is a very gorgeous and very reserved creature! But if she cared about her personal life as much I know she does, then she'd never of allowed that story to become public! So tell me, how should I feel about her when she's betrayed her self by allowing lies to become her public persona? And I don't fall in gun-fights scenario's without at least knife btw......pssssttt: It was a hoax? Much alike Corby crying while saying, "I swear to God it's not my dope....BOOO HOOO BULLLLLL SHIITTTT! Now then, if you or liana or anyone on these forums told me they had breast cancer, I would give a f**k, as you are all true to yourselves..no-matter topic nor merit....this is really happening here and now...geddit!

And by the way, Liana, me old goat muck in slop: Andrew made his own hypocritical choice to leave because he was too affraid to stand up to you lot properly! But he will be back......threads like this will really be chewing his tardy little heart out! As for Smiley and AG flirting...I think it's lovely.....it's not often something so much human happens around here! Are you still single btw, Liana? Gee, I wonder why?

Single by choice... if that' the best you can manage, it's a bit poor dearie...

Tony will you PLEASE get rid of this sack of shite?

Maybe we could just have a new forum called "Discuss Flirting at abctales"

Emily: Archergirl isn't being toasted for proximity....and neither where you btw...you over cooked your own goose, sweetheart! I like roasting, AG, because I think she is far more talented than she makes out she's not......but then so is Liana when she's not defending her goat *Blush* And as for Sludge, well, he simply hates Smiley for no better a reason than he can.....I think he's jealous..meooorrrwwwww...pssssiiiiitttt...scratch scratch! Anyone for Fish and Chips? or * DUCKS*

errrr..* ROO DUCKS* that is!

Don't you have a Wallaby to shag or an Aborigine to rehouse, idiot?

Now now, Sludgey poo, that's no way to speak of Liana! *Big Spoon* *Stir Stir Stir* *Help Tony, Help....I'm melting* If you wish dish it up dearie's, I'll shit it back all over ya.......now back off, AG and Smiley a bit and let them breath...they're all grown up! And you both well know that if you've got a major problem, you can always bring it my way...*wink* *sharpens another dagger* * Throws it through the left eye of a fly on the wall* Damn, I was aiming for the left!

Aw, cheers, Jaspie! Thanks for that. I feel I can handle most things that are thrown at me here; if I can't, I can always turn off the computer...:-) It's not like all this can be taken really seriously...can it? *pauses* Well, I guess -some- people take it seriously. I don't. So thank you to those boxing outta my corner. *blows kiss to phorum members, one and all*

I like to flick flies with the tea towel. My aim is deadly...

Rachel...Go lick the Queen, bitch! Then tell how it feels to be f**ked over by Germans for 1500 years will cocksucking some Roman's treachery...*WINK* PS: And have your own Cuntrymen clean up their own mess and rehouse over here!

while

Sorry dear. Didn't mean to touh a nerve.

... must be wonderful to have that boxing your corner.

touch, touch. Effing lurgy, catching.

:o)

Hay! What happened to ' Why can't people just leave Nature alone ', ag? Tis not the flie one of Gods creations also? Dove the flie not bleed when flicked with pain? Hav the flie not a soul to suffer the same torment at the hands of injustice? If so! Why dove thal flick death and destruction in Gods name? Have they No shame? It a flie be known by any other name, would this gave of flick still be so sick? I think not o persecutor. I think not!

Since Liana and Fish are about... could one of you please give me the link while I have a bit of spare time. [%sig%]

Oh I am not allowed on this thread. But I found a piece of Warrens work this morning by doing a search on the top forum with the name Warren in the author box.

I tried that but found nothing, Liana. Can you give me the link, please :o)

Chhhhhhhhhhip! Pooo! Almost forgot. ~:

I dread the thought of killing a bird while driving my car so much so that I caused lots of kaos on country roads! But as for flies and mosquitoes.....I've many-many notches on the steering wheel!

It's the intention, Liana, that counts. Jaspie's never said anything bad to or about me, and I find *most* of his tirades rather amusing. Why should I have a problem with someone who doesn't have a problem with me, I ask. *shrugs* It _is_ a creative writing forum, after all...

So you are not offended by his tirades like that above, or the malignant breast one? I admire your fortitude sweetheart.

Mykle, you are VERY annoying. Do you think I am your personal secretary or something? Try again!

Oh, that's weird. I just posted a reply and it *vanished*. I'll try again...if it reappears you can read it twice! ;-P As I was saying, (and sorry to talk about you in the 3rd person, Jasper), Jasper *can be* quite offensive. Yes, malignant breast kicking is offensive; I've had two great-aunts die of breast cancer. BUT, Jasper has also been very helpful and supportive re: my writing, so I feel I can cut him some slack. I think a lot of what he spouts is guff and bluster and is meant to get a rise out of people (and he does). So I don't rise to it. And like most people, even 'cyber-personae' such as we are, he responds much better to kindness than to vitriol. That's just my personal viewpoint.

hrm... i've yet to see him non offensive, but i do run the dejaspernator often. In five years though, I've never ever seen the chief exec Tony express a wish for someone to leave the site until Jasper. That really says a lot. And Andrew / Emily gave him so much encouragement it was unreal, but Jasper still shat all over him - so badly he left the site to all intents and purposes. No one could've BEEN nicer to Jasper than Adrew. So as I said, I admire your fortitude, but you'll have to admit, 99% of the other users feel fucked off with the ******... I'd rather have the humourous Anders back than this twat.

I have no doubt people find Jasper offensive! I'm sure that's his point. But even if he -was- horrible to me, I most likely would still not be too offended. Civil war and butchery in Africa? Brazilian farmers chopping down the rain forest at a rate o'knots? Female genital mutilation? Now *that's* offensive.

I did try again, Liana, and found a link but wasn't sure if it was right - the man himself couldn't be bothered to confirm whether it was his or not - so I've lost interest :o) Thank you for your help - I'd want a far more efficent person for a secretary, sweetheart ;o)

There are degrees of offensiveness of course there are - doesnt mean we have to accept it at any level. By your equation I shouldnt be alarmed if a man beats a child outside my house in the street in my veiw. After all, there are children being mutilated and dying elsewhere in the country.

Yes, well, *ahem*, point taken, John. But the fly spitting on my food is slightly different than a catfish minding his own business in some muddy riverbank. Call it my 'flexible value system', and leave it at that! ;-0

Ah, that's the slippery slope fallacy, Liana. I suppose it would depend on whether the child had just set fire to his rubbish bins! Seriously, though, there -are- degrees of offensiveness, and no one has to 'accept' it if they don't want to. I've just got a longer fuse than some, I guess. Odds are, in a world of six billion people, there are bound to be others we find highly offensive. They just ain't necessarily the same people for everyone. Live and let live, say I.

ah, gotta love it! I'm not dol, btw. Although some would say I have the complexion of one :) **pirouettes and leaves** gawd...yesterday I sounded like jasper, today I'm fucking stephen_d. That's, sounding like him.

I was the 69th poster, btw too. Which means alot to me because it reminds of me sex.

I gathered you weren't Dol, Maxwell. I was just wondering about the comment on the other thread...

haha! But this assumes that the catfish 'is' minding it's own business? Tis the catfish not part of the same bio-chain as the little flie out foraging for food for it's helpless little baby's? Tis the catfish and the flie not part of the same cause and effect as our self's? Dov not the flie and the catfish feel the same pain as you or I? Dose thaw heart not suffer for the helpless little fliebees left alone to die? Poor little flibees...

I do feel some regret in killing flies, but this is somewhat overridden by the pleasure I get in such accurate marksmanship with my tea towel.

AG...you've a vast mind which isn't fooled by Liana's narrow pipe dreaming b/s! But please....defending me is out of bounds...always...full stop! If the bitch brigade here is too wrapped up there own self pity...too bad! The real world is on the other side of their fat arse in mind rainbows! Why should I give a shit about some talentless little euro-Kylie strumpet, when millions of other real women in this world can't even afford a bra, let alone a tit repair bill! And they die in pure agony btw...without a spotlight or any sort of medical attention!

ag,ag,ag. Have thal lost all compassion. Think of the lonely little fliebees. Dove thal marksmanship aim straight and true? Or may it be that you heart has become blinded beyond repare... Aim with your heart ag. Pure little blighter's.

Hmmmm...so save the flies says John..... while sperm live in plastic bags ~: ~: ~ : ~: ~: ~ : ~: ~: in the fridge...hmmmmmm!

Go ahead, have at it AG. Enjoy...

( i must add, I am inordiately pleased not to measure up to Jasper's exacting requirements of "a sense of humour". Thank fuck for that)

John, a week at Centre Parcs should cure you of your, er, afly-ction.

Ok, well, Jasper, you don't have to -care- about Kylie, and I do see your point (I thought of the same thing myself, actually; she has money and got an operation within, what, four days? What about if she were poor and a patient of the NHS?). But, suffering is suffering; breast cancer is breast cancer, and not something I'd wish on my worst enemy. Saying that Kylie's rich and famous and therefore doesn't 'deserve' compassion is, well, not very compassionate. I wish her health and happiness. I wish -everyone- health and happiness. What pleasure is there in a life when we wish someone else ill? I also promise I won't defend you anymore. You're on your own, Big Boy. *wink*

LOL...you is running hot Spidergirl