First Impressions ...

your typing gets worse, the 'p' is 5 keys away from the 't'

So does my lack of respect for ceremony, especially where some warped sense of duty says I'm supposed to choose sides and be some whacko patriot like you lot circus fleas! But then I don't ruminate in the past nor tip-toe around tomorrows neither, as they serve up exactly what one deserves...and then some! It's actually 6 spaces btw, Ely, but I ignore zero's too!

hmmmm... ok I'll draw you the proverbial diagram sparky. it goes: tyuiop now, start at the 'p' and then travel five keys to the left (that's the hand that holds the tissues if you can't remember) and where are we? at the 't'! well done, gold star! why you'll be trusted with your shoelaces again at this rate. in terms of SPACES Einstein, it's four BETWEEN the two letters so you're wrong there too. Never mind, 6 is a big number and it must be hard to keep the first five you've learnt in your head and then include another, easy to muddle things up with all that big brain maths swimin' about in there eh?

t is one, you twat...so try again...durrrrr..lol

how utterly fookin stupid are you? I'm not going to say this again because there are fewer things in life as simple as the number if keys in question here (although I feel you may be one of them). the letter 't' is 5 keys AWAY FROM the letter 'p'. this is NOT open to discussion fuckwit. You mentioned SPACES, and SPACES are the things BETWEEN the letters in question, there are FOUR of these (namely y,u,i,o) how can I put this in a way you'll understand without using hand puppets? imagine you were a tiny little flea.. and you were sitting on the letter 'p' and your friend (I know, just imagine you have one) said to you, "hey Jaspee, your cronic lack of fundamental understanding of some chimp level maths is getting right on my flea tits so bugger off to the letter 't' or I'll twat you" you reply "Oh no, I don't have the safety of several thousands of miles or google to hide behind this time, I'd better get over to that letter 't' sharpish" You jump from key to key until you're on the letter in question.... H O W M A N Y J U M P S H A V E Y O U M A D E J A S P E R ?

Well, if I were a tiny flea on the T, I wasn't born there so I must have jumped from somewhere else....say the R. Now that makes 7 jumps...including the one to escape Jasper's finger while ty............p................ing here! M I S S E D M E A G A I N Y A P R I C K......LOL pouityutuuyuyiuiuiyuoypupoipip.....kill all fleas

sorry Jasper, I've looked over it again and I have to hold my hands up and apologise. I forgot to include, in my calculations, the fact that you talk bollocks and live in a world where writing something stupid constitutes logic. what if you jumped from the 'r' ? what if you did? (firstly in my example above you start at the 'p' and finish on the 't' but lets just assume you got the two muddles up and are starting at the 't' and jumping to the 'p') I don't care if you arrived on the 't' by means of a global expulsion petition or were just poured on there straight from the test tube. I care not a jot how you arrived in your putrid flea form upon the aforementioned key. BTW if you had jumped there from the ;'r' and then went on to make the jumps to the 'p' it would still be 6 JUMPS you moron! missed you again? being missed is something I doubt has or will ever happened to you.

I can't believe you guys are arguing about something so petty. For Pete's sake, people make typing errors all the time! Who cares? Not everyone can touch-type like me (she says smugly) and I make errors all the time. I repeat: who cares? Sheesh.

You're spoiling our fun, AG......me and Ely always argue over nothing! Now Ely, you're wrong, you twat! Yes it is 6 jumps from r to p...see, I just hit the P again and the flea jumped 7 times! Now where'd the little bugger go? ELY......HE'S ON THE L No, now he's on the k...da da da .....to infinty and beyond! Damn, it was a BUZZ LIGHT FOOT FLEA

Yes.

I thought Jude and AG were pretty cool people until they exposed that dirty little secret they are trying to hide with God! I even thought you were pretty cool, Fish...until you turned into a nob and attacked Smiley for something that is absolutely none of your buisness! But then I'm not vengeful person....I simply get even and then move on...*wink*

Oh, Jaspie, my feelings are hurt. We're not trying to hide anything. Din'cha read the last entries?! Silly goose. I've learned to trust my first impressions; generally, they're bang-on. -Occasionally- I've been wrong, but these have come about from being judgmental about the person, or judging their impression of -me-, if you see what I mean. Now, I try hard not to judge, merely observe.

AG.....you did judge to come up with both that and this conclusion....and very badly I might add........ So, Yes, I did read it: and no, you are not the exisitentialist you think you are! Now if you didn't judge, both you and Jude would have obsevered the LETTER OF THE LAW and handed the perpetrator over to the authorities for it to judge her...you know via THE SEPERATIONS OF POWERS! And I'm not aiming to hurt anyone feelings here, AG.....but I am allowed to be disappointed when people twist the truth to suit themselves, aren't I?

it's not even a real typing mistake, I was just making a joke that when he said he was a 'trick of light' he meant to type 'prick of light' (t instead of p see?) "Now Ely, you're wrong, you twat! Yes it is 6 jumps from r to p...see" right

Yah, fair point, Jaspie. But don't we ALL twist the truth to suit ourselves? Even the law does it: it depends on the opinions of the lawmakers!

Accountability, sweet lips...that's all I ask! I mean, as you seem to have realised that I've fought instrumentalist chicanery my entire life, would you ask me to be far less than I am just to please a friend, a lover, or a family member? I can't, AG, I'm sorry...it's that simple! So if you hold this against me, fine......but I will speak out against what I consider to be injustice....no matter who, where, nor what!

Sorry I just can't let this one go - not from a source that propounded the view that Hitler was a humanitarian because he chose to gas Jewish children rather than shoot them. I can only assume said source doesn't consider the holocaust an injustice. Accountability for these views too please. [%sig%]

My first impressions of Jasper were that he had idiotic tendencies but at least read the stories on the site and sometimes pointed out good writing in his own idiosyncratic way. Sadly I think he's got more and more offensive, particularly when he kicks people who aren't out for a fight but dealing with difficult personal issues like AG and Jude. I think my first impressions were over-generous.

My own first impressions have never been noticeably less reliable than my later conclusions. Neither have a very high hit rate.

Like Durrr, Ely...We got it! flea on L....lick of light...geddit now? flea on K....kick of light......Buzz the flea...geddit M I S S E D M E A G A I N Y A D U M B P R I C K......LOL "pouityutuuyuyiuiuiyuoypupoipip.....kill all fleas"

As a matter of fact, Lou, no I don't consider the Holocaust to be an injustice as it was an effect of two causes. One: Hitler gave the Jews a choice of to leave Germany or die where they stand. Two: The Jews refused to cease their economic occupation of German Culture and refused to leave what was not Their Nation! So Hitler?s actions were nothing more than a simple means to end the impoverishment of the his German race! And CO2 was a very humane killing device of Hitler's choosing which I applaud by only the fact of consideration for the victims suffering......which is good thing in my book if one is forced to kill anything! But then you pack of bastards dropped Atomic weapons on millions of Japanese women and children who still suffer from genetic mutilation due to radiation sickness even today , didn't you...******.hypocrites! Now if The Church hadn't robbed the German people of their culture, heritage, and economic values, Hitler would never have needed to exist in the first instance! But then Atilla The Hun was the first to crush both The English and The Church for the vermin they truly are. And you?d have gutter minded view of history if you think the English didn't have a vendetta against all Germanic people to begin with! But then wasn?t it English over-lords who once tried to breed the rightful owners of the English Crown out of existence by exercising Consummation rights over newly wed Scottish Brides? And what about the English Crowns still current persecution and murder of the Irish...Hmmmmm? In this light of history, not some one eyed British histrionics, I don't consider Adolf Hitler any less a humanitarian than Mother Teresa. Both based their lifes of an individual idiom which drove them to actualise their own form of Freedom for the greater good of their own certain race by blitz-creed. But then I don't consider Equality to be the Nil Sum Gain that you lot seem to. And also, the self-determinism other alien cultures choose to maintain or follow in their own National interest and advantage is their business.... not of mine! And Neil, pull your scar tissue in, little man, as I've no time for some Bible Licking philistine playing philosophy with a persecution complex guised as an intellect either!

My first impression of Jasper was to yawn. *Yawn*

well there's no arguing with that like there's no arguing with half a sheep's head, pointless.

Right, sorry about this everybody, I promise it is my last word on the subject so, take a deep breath... Jasper – your argument seems to be this: Hitler wanted the Jews to leave Germany because they had control over the German economy, but they wouldn’t go – so he rounded them up and gassed them. Well, here’s why neither of these assumptions makes the holocaust justifiable. German Jews did start fleeing Germany, you moron, in their hundreds of thousands, even though they couldn’t be sure at first that the alternative was going to be death. Then as Jewish emigration rose as the persecution rose, the German government confiscated Jewish money and property. This meant that the increasing stream of refugees began arriving at the gates of other countries, penniless. Just before the outbreak of war, the amount of refugees being allowed into other countries, slowed down to a trickle although they were still getting out. In 1941, however, the German government forbade Jewish emigration to other countries completely. Even then, some still managed to get smuggled out under false visas. So, Jasper, the Jews did try and leave, so your first premise that it was their fault is nonsense. As to your second point – the Nazi’s had already confiscated all Jewish assets and excluded them from business, the Jews had no stake in, let alone control over the German economy, so that doesn’t stand up as a reason for their massacre either. And whilst we’re on the subject of how humane Hitler was – where do you stand on his extermination of the German Gypsies, gays and disabled? Lastly - Hiroshima and Nagasaki? How is that relevant to the argument that the Holocaust was justified? And how am I a hypocrite? I had no more to do with that than you did, neither have I ever claimed that it was justified. Just ranting on about other historical injustices is merely evidence that you cannot keep to the point when you’re on shaky ground. I can’t believe I’ve just wasted time responding to you Jasper, as it is obviously pointless – you will only reply with some stream of irrational verbiage or not reply at all. As it is appears that any response you receive just goes to fuel your warped ego, I shall not respond again. There’s no point. AG – this person thinks Hitler was as good a person as Mother Teresa, he thinks battered women get ‘bruise envy,’ he enjoyed the mental image of kicking a tumour off of someone’s breast, and on and on and on. He’s not bluffing, AG, he’s sick. I know you mean well, but please stop giving him the benefit of the doubt. [%sig%]

Author: archergirl (---.server.ntli.net) Date: 06-05-05 12:15 >Yah, fair point, Jaspie. But don't we ALL twist the truth to suit ourselves? Even the law does it: it depends on the opinions of the lawmakers!< So Lou.....welcome to the real world! Now do you know how to read without prejudgement, or did mummy and daddy beat your preselective neurons into such a nasty little fascist estate! You really should learn to listen while you read and not discriminate so easily.......As for what I do, well, I'm nothing more than a mere trick of light...*wink*...yours btw!