Some news

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Some news

I am leaving the Bloomsbury at the end of the month for another venue (an offer I could not refuse). It's sad to go after three fantastic years but I have to keep hold of my sanity and my bank account.

So, here is a list of some odd questions that our very patient box office staff have been asked over the time that I have been here.

Questionable questions for the Bloomsbury Box Office.

1. On What floor are the Halal sandwiches?

2. How do I get into the library?....Because the doors are locked.

3. I need to extend my Visa, can you help me do that?

4. Where's the basement?

5. Do you know where the dead crow is that was in the middle of the road yesterday?

6. Is there a UCL Bloomsbury in Birmingham?

7. Is this the box office?

8. What time is the show at? (response: 7.45) Is that PM?

9. Er, what day is the Sunday show on?

10. If I buy tickets from you, do I have to collect them from somewhere else?

Also, there are a number of humorous(?!) anagrams of The Bloomsbury Theatre including but not limited to:

1. The Burly Bosom Theatre (obviously a clear winner)
2. The 'Rub my Loobs' Theatre
3. Mr hobby let the arse out.

Cheers

Ralph

Stephen Gardiner
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Sorry Larph, it was a wind-up
mississippi
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Tick tock tick tock...
Ralph
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Edmonton is the new Hollywood. Have you not heard?
Liana
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Good luck Ralph.
archergirl
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Sounds like a fantastic job!
Ralph
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I hope that it will be. It's what I make of it I suppose. Thanks
Smiley
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Tosser. :o)
mississippi
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So where are you off to, Larph? I need to know these things.
Flash
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Is San Francisco back on?
Ralph
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Nah, not going there Flash. Love put paid to that little flirtation. I'm going to glamourous north London. Taking on the post of 'Art Centre Manager' for the Millfield Theatre and House. It was too big a challenge to turn down. Proper local theatre with proper local people. I'm taking the Bloomsbury eclectic ethos with me though (and most of the staff as well). Zipping up my boots, going back to my roots, and all that. Ralph
Stephen Gardiner
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I thought they sacked you about two years ago, Larph. I may be wrong but I was told by a Bloomsbury staffer. Just as well I didn't use the story or you may have sued me. How come you're still there? Rock on to a new and brilliant life Larph.
Flash
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Ah that was nice Mr Shirt.
Ralph
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Mr G Where did you get that info from? You know I was here at the Bloomsbury last year when we all did an ABC event together. I suspect you is winding me up. Sacked? An outragious suggestion. Bless you.
Flash
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Outrageous even.
Ralph
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Dyxlexia is a terrible thing. I catn say fairer than thet. or even spell it.
david floyd
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Great news, Ralph. I always knew you'd make it to Edmonton eventually.
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