Grannies and egg-sucking

I suppose for the protein...?

Sucking eggs was an old English custom going back centuries, and normally done at Easter. An egg would be pierced with small holes at either end, and the contents sucked out. The empty shell was decorated and could be kept indefinitely as the contents had been sucked out and therefore couldn't go bad.

The contents was often used for cake baking apparently which can only mean it was spat out afterwards - sick!

Yes, but I was taught to *blow* eggs, not *suck* eggs; who wants all that gunk in your mouth? *cough* This conversation might lead down paths we'd rather not tread....

Maybe sucking eggs is actually blowing them in the same way a blowjob doesn't involve blowing but sucking

It does? ...

I was taught to blow.

Eggs, of course...

I suck grannies. Mmmm.