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I have 438 stories published in 30 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 329740 times and 40 of my stories have been cherry picked.

My stories

Wallypot McGinty and the Space Potato (of Dooom)

"I am Wallypot McGinty," said Wallypot McGinty. "And you are?"

Larry and Mick and the Nidiot

"You're an idiot," said Larry. "I'm not a Nidiot," said Mick.

Larry and Mick and the Niftily Deflected Insult

“You smell,” said Larry. “Hey, watch it!” said Mick. “Sorry,” said Larry.
Gold cherry

The Grumpy Snowman

Once upon a time, there was a grumpy snowman. He didn't like having carrots shoved in his face. He didn't like having twigs shoved in his sides. And...


"I've found Trevor!" she said. "Don't you mean 'treasure'?" "No. Trevor." The sand flew and the spade was a blur. A dry, throaty groan emerged from...