Dialogues
By pepsoid
A collection of... you guessed it!... Dialogues!!
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Elephant & Aliens to Brighton
- What was stopping you just picking up the phone and calling me? > An elephant sat on me.
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The Five Stages of the Process of Seeking Proof of the Existence of Speed Pigeons
If cameras were pigeons...
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Heavenly Bodies
"Stop it!" said the divine being. "Stop it, you're blinding me!"
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The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat
- Hey, Bill... > Yes, Charlie? - What's that, coming over the hill? > Strewth! - Is it what I think it is, Bill? > What do you think it is, Charlie?
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Brains & Obelisks
Brains! Obelisks! Buy one, get one free! Do you have a potato? Sorry, ma’am, no potatoes; just brains and obelisks. I have no need of an obelisk. And...
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