He Should Have Listened

He should...

He Should Have Listened pt1

"Stop sniffing so much!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He sniffed and the entire Universe was sucked up into his nostrils.

He Should Have Listened pt2

"Stop coughing so much!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He coughed and his head exploded.

He Should Have Listened pt3

"Stop picking your nose!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He picked his nose and pulled out his intestines.

He Should Have Listened pt4

"Stop sticking your finger in your ear!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He stuck his finger in his ear and the alien who was living inside his...

He Should Have Listened pt5

"Stop picking your feet!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He picked his feet and before he knew it, he had flayed an entire layer of skin.

He Should Have Listened pt6

"Stop biting your fingernails!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He bit his fingernails, then his fingers, his hand, his arm, his other arm, his...

He Should Have Listened pt7

"Stop fiddling with your bellybutton!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He fiddled with his bellybutton and his bum fell off.

He Should Have Listened pt8

"Stop eating all the cheese!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He ate all the cheese and the next day he woke up and he was a Frenchman.

He Should Have Listened pt9

"Stop stepping in the puddles!" she said. "I can't help it!" he said. He stepped in a puddle and passed through a spacetime portal and ended up in...

He Should Have Listened pt10

"Stop ignoring me!" she said. ... She left him.