Animals
By pepsoid
Stories about animals.
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Adventures of the Earthworm
Inspired by ISMO ‘The EARTHworm’ [ https://youtu.be/u_SgXKHADpU ] 1. The Cow “I am a worm,” said the Earthworm. “From Earth.” “How lovely,” said the...
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The Ants Who Lived On An Elephant’s Trunk
“So what do you think?” “I think Rightmove has got a lot to answer for.” < fin >
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Brian the Backwards Badger
"Pass me the cheese!" said Brian. "No," said Wally. And so Brian the Backwards Badger and Wally the Wobbling Wombat remained without cheese for all...
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Oscar the Obvious Octopus pts1-5
1. One day Oscar the Obvious Octopus decided to go to the chip shop. “What do you want?” said the chip shop lady. “Some chips, please,” said Oscar. “...
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Bumble?
What type of bee can never be understood?
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The Knees That Quacked
Arthur and Tony were happy ducks. Until the day that they became knees. “What just happened?,” said Arthur. “Beats me,” said Tony. Arthur and Tony...
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The Haddock Who Was a Pillock
I am a pillock , thought the haddock – and would have said so, if fish could speak. I am the biggest pillock on Earth! And indeed he was.
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Perilous Pond
He approached the lily pad with utmost caution.
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The Story of Yebbut (a trilogy)
1. Yebbut and the Fish “Deja vu,” said Yebbut. “Not deja vu,” said the fish. “Deja poo.” “Childish,” said Yebbut. “I am a fish,” said the fish. 2...
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The Eternal Game of Equine Musical Statues
The horses just stood there. In the field. Completely still. Forever.
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Further Adventures of Trevor and Patrick: 1. Trevor and Patrick Go On Holiday
1. Trevor the Red-Footed Tortoise and Patrick the Pomeranian decided to go on a journey. They traversed a hundred fields, hitchhiked the length of a...
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