Poems and the Like

Poems and poem-like jobbies

'These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For'

Persuasion. Knowing. The lightsabre of the mind. Logic and freedom. Feathers and axes.

arse dribble

a poem about poetry - inspired by the Stephen Fry thread!

Big Brother

The last housemate...

Chances

Tiny lifeforms Alien planet

Chips

a poem about chips

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

a clerihew about Angelina Jolie

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

a clerihew about Gillian McKeith

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

a clerihew about Gandalf

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

2 clerihews about Diet Coke

Condiments

another silly poem

Disregarded

Weeds on the pavement, Twigs on the road, A hidden sign In the foliage Of an abode.

Don't Stress!

It's easier said than done, It's the way my brain is wired. A little thing can set it off, Like being a bit too tired.
Cherry

I Want to Drive a Hover Car

I want to drive a hover car And live upon the Moon.

In the Corner

Churning Seething Pumping The font The source The target Feed me! Blame me! Reject me! But never appreciate me... I work for you I slave for you I die for you My only recourse

Networking

I see you, but I don't know you. You are tiny, but vast. A soup, a web, a recipe. Connections, nodes... a lasagne of possibilities. Does your leg hurt? Do you have a wife?

No Bunjee Jumps For Me

Abseiling? No ta!
Cherry

O Trebuchet

O trebuchet, O trebuchet... How dost thou fling The messages I send And the words that I sing? With your steel balls of joy And your boulders of love, Magnificent missives

Ode to the Naff

Whatever ails, Whatever troubles you, You can always dance To 'Agadoo'! :-) :-) :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc

One Tonne World

Everything weighs one tonne In my world of one tonne

Time

It flows It drips It flits It meanders
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If Only I Could Afford a PS3: V1.0

I don't have much money...

Filth (a Sonnet)

The carpet was a browner shade of grey -

I Saw a Man

I saw a man with a barcode tattooed to the back of his head. I wondered if he was a robot. Or perhaps, more accurately, a cyborg. And then I wondered...

Papal Oration

The Pope...

Hygiene

a poem, with a specific syllable-count, about hygiene

the giraffe

a 'shaped'/syllable-counted poem about a giraffe...

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Greasy, clammy and cold...

Minor Annoyance

a silly poem

The Slibbery Flehg

As previously seen on ukauthors.com...

shiny shoes

a slightly angry poem about middle-management types

Soppy Git

to the love of my life

Sudoku Salad

Crispy!

Saving Water

Are you environmentally conscious?

Nurps'n'Burps

'How many Nurps in a Burp?' I said

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

When you're sitting in my chair, Be careful what's already there.

Sex

a poem about sex

Toast

a poem about toast

Happiness

a poem about happiness

My Ego

God, I'm good. Bl'm'n brilliant, I am! I mean, at everything, y'know?

Me and My Camel

a poem about me and my camel

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

I don't believe in low-fat custard

Beneath the Smile

- she is annoyed that I don't provide her with the smallest change possible.