Game of Moans

Stories in the ‘Game of Moans’ series! Which have all, just to be a self-trumpet-blower, as of part 5, at 20th April 2019, received the ‘Pick of the Day’! (See comment on part 5) Hoo-as-they-say-rah!! laugh

Game of Moans 1: ‘Queue’

“You know nothing, Jon Snow,” said Post Office Counter Clerk Ygritte, as she printed out the postage label and stuck it on the bastard’s package. “I...

Game of Moans 2: ‘Hair’

“What can you do for me?,” said Queen Cersei, as she sat in the hairdresser’s chair, considering her barnet. “I can’t do anything about that,” said...

Game of Moans 3: ‘Pub’

The Night King’s phone rang. ‘The Wife,’ it said on the screen. He rolled his scary blue eyes and answered it. “Where are you?,” said the Night King’...

Game of Moans 4: ‘Stab’

The ‘small package’ that Jon Snow had sent was a dragonglass dagger Construct-a-Kit for his sister, Sansa. Although Sansa wasn’t really his sister,...
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Game of Moans 5: ‘Green’

Grey Worm crouched by a log for a wee. “Hiya Grey Worm,” said Bran. “How’s it hanging?” ‘Is that a dig?,” said Grey Worm. “Not intentional.” “So how...
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Game of Moans 6: ‘Hand’

“So Jaime,” said Bronn, as they stood at the bus stop, waiting for the next bus to The North; “Now that you have only one proper hand, how do you…...

Game of Moans 7: ‘Darts’

It was getting a bit lively at The Wall. The Night King had had one too many and was currently engaging in an arm wrestling competition with the...

Game of Moans 8: ‘Memes’

Jon Snow aka the barman pulled the dart out of his head and wondered why he was still alive. Then he realised it was a sucker dart, shrugged and got...

Game of Moans 9: ‘Final’

It all started kicking off round the back of Aldi, just down the road from the Winterfell estate. The Night King and his gang of undead thugs had...