Larry and Mick Spin Around Very Fast and Then Regret It

 

"I'm bored."

 

"Tiddlywinks?"

 

"Bored of it."

 

"Are you mad?"

 

"Just bored of tiddlywinks."

 

"I need tea."

 

"Coffee for me, thanks."

 

"You are mad."

 

"Just bored. Of tiddlywinks, of tea... Chocolate Hobnobs."

 

"I need a sit down."

 

"Okay."

 

...

 

"I have an idea."

 

"About what?"

 

"Not being bored."

 

"Go on then..."

 

"Let's do new things!"

 

"Like what?"

 

"Let me have a think..."

 

...

 

"Well...?"

 

"Just a minute..."

 

"Okay..."

 

"Um..."

 

"???"

 

"Got it!"

 

"What?"

 

"Let's spin around very fast!"

 

"Oh..."

 

"When did you last try it?"

 

"Longer ago than I can remember."

 

"So...?"

 

"'So' what?"

 

"Let's do it!"

 

"If you insist..."

 

...

 

"Oh dear..."

 

"'Oh dear' indeed."

 

"I don't think I'll be doing that again."

 

"Nor I."

 

"Tea?"

 

"And Chocolate Hobnobs?"

 

"Followed by tiddlywinks?"

 

"Why the heck not!"

 

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