Aliens and other Strange Creatures

Aliens and other Strange Creatures

The Wysiwyg

In the emptiness around them, the wysiwyg stood before them. The man observed the wysiwyg and saw a sheep. “Baa,” said the wysiwyg. “What are you?,”...

Wallypot McGinty and the Space Potato (of Dooom)

"I am Wallypot McGinty," said Wallypot McGinty. "And you are?"

HD

"You suck"...
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The Lord of the Universe

"I'm bored," said Galactic Emperor Xhi't. "What play thing can you offer me today?"
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Space Invaders

"Beep............... boop..............."
Cherry

The Light Lunch

“I’d be really disappointed if someone gave me a light lunch,” said Mildred the Venusian. “Why?,” said her husband, Harold (who was also from Venus...

Trund and Frissle

Cake...?

Stan the Fridge

He wandered the desolate plains, seeking solace and succor among the discarded detritus of demented dreams.
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Gold cherry

Uffo

It looked like a fried egg.

The Googlebeast

It appeared suddenly before her, its search bar protruding obscenely like a luridly inviting phallus. "What?" she said. "Search and ye shall find,"...

Bored (Ironing) Board

Non-iron shirts? Pah!

Ex-Bumpers Anonymous

"Today," said Barry, "I would like to welcome two new members!" "My name is Bob," said Bob, "and I am an ex-bumper." "My name is Bill," said Bill, "and I am an ex-bumper."

Mythical Expectations

“Sometimes,” said Aurora Twinklefoot the rainbow unicorn, “I feel like I have a lot to live up to.” “What do you mean?,” said Princess Radiana of...

The Lord our Blog

I look into His eyes and I know that He is The One.