Beastly Discourse

'What is there to look forward to?' said the snail

"What is there to look forward to?" said the snail. "Christmas!" said the meerkat. "I mean about growing up," said the snail. "Christmas?" said the...
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'How soon is now?' said the slug

"How soon is now?" said the slug. "Don't quote The Smiths at me," said the magpie. "What are 'Smiths'?" said the slug. The slug slid. The magpie...

Surfing

"Consider this," said the gall wasp...
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