Jasper: Prick Dundee from Jibber Creek

>> ...but my job is now finished here ... << HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Your JOB! Conceit taken to new heights? You were NEVER more than a festering boil on the arse of this site. You COULD have chosen to be a regular member, but like 3 or 4 before you, you were arrogant enough to believe that you had something special, way above everyone else, and you were going to 'show us' exactly why you should have been treated in awe. How many sites have you now abused? How many have you either left or been told to leave? How many have begged you to stay?

I smell turd.

I see you folk are still boring everyone shitless with these threads. I can see the problem. One of Jasper, who I have to say is a pain in the neck in the extreme at present, but who can respond reasonably at times too. And all you folk, who have had to put up with him. Even if a dozen of you refrained from biting back, or God forbid, biting first!! someone always will. Tut tut tut....it is a shame adults cannot resolve issues as we preach should be done, to our children. Maxwell, you have a very strange way of encouraging him to stop wrecking the threads. My kid is being bullied in our village by jealous ignorant 13 to 16 year old, girls and boys. Taunted, teased, he's a skater and when he approaches the ramp on the park, they lay around on it to stop him skating. He walks away. He is eleven years old. He does this because I have taught him not to rise to bait, or lower himself to their level. You lot could learn a lot from my fatherless kid. (he died by the way, I'm not an abandoned single mum) Tai

Festering Boil? That implies a cure.

Listen Tai. I was a fatherless kid too. Just my mum, my sister and me, piss poor broke for 12 years. I was always taught to give back what I got. Always stuck up for the underdog, always. I've spoke out for Jasper on more than one occasion in my guise as Lola in the gen disc. forum. Never had anything to do with the guy, not a bad word spoken. I visited this forum last week to read some of the recommendations and leave some of my own comments and I got hurled with abuse from Jasper. Called me uninteresting, a Jew, a luddite, accused me having a low iq, a.d.d and of being bald, lol. Sorry - but aint putting up with that. He can kiss my bung hole. Made me realise why so many other people think he's a prick - um, 'cause he is!

Not sticking up for Jasper but he appears to have problems in interpretation (a bit of a drawback for a critic I expect) and so seemed to attack people for what he thought they meant which was mostly far from what he imagined. Also I think that often his intentions were well meaning but his implementation was poor - he often upset people he was trying to defend. Sometimes he just seemed to strike out like a mad dog sick of bitting itself so I feel there was probably a lot of pain below the surface. All in all not really the right site for his talents but he did spot some good stuff and flag it for others.

Oh. My. God I'm an infrequent visitor to this site and I just read the above thread with my mouth hanging open. I guess this makes me a 'dribbler of the twisted tongue' as that charming Tai person put it. :-) I LOVE how she said she pefers love not anger blah blah blah and how she is a peacemaker and then spends the rest of her post being foul rude and abusive. That's true ignorance. It's almost scary. Jasper is a sad pathetic and franklyk offensive human being but I totally agree with KJHeritage - just like a child he wants a reaction. I have three children and every parent knows that the best way to stop your child doing something stupid, rude, antisocial is just to ignore them. Children absolutely hate being ignored. Do you really want to even dignify his ridiculous comments with a response. Couple of points: Someone mentioned people cutting and pasting from other people's comments. Why do people do this? I can read the thread above perfectly well thank you without having my 'attention drawn' to specific bits that one person feels are more relevant! Secondly, I will continue to do smilies for as long as I use the internet. It's very hard to do tone with text and smilies help to convey an idea that could otherwise be misconstrued. I don't put them in my writing :-D but then I think we would all agree that on the one hand you have careful literary efforts and on the other hand you have.... the above thread.

I wish I had never mentioned my dislike of smilies now. It was just my preference. *sighs*

I was fatherless also, from the age of four, I lived in a shed with my mother and four siblings, we had a well for water and a bucket to shit in. Tai, don't start something you know nothing about. Now I'm trying to be a good boy and go along with Andrew's initiative, but if I'm prodded too much I will do what I have to.

Bollocks to you mississippi! Don't tell me what or what not to think of the bulshit I am witnessing on this site. Two fucking wrongs do not make a right. And don't take the piss out of my family. They have more calibre in their young up yours finger nail, than it is obvious from your comment you could ever muster. No one tells me what to do Tai

Heh, I love this place: A lecture from someone who spends three weeks out of four at uka rolling on the floor and one week insulting everyone. Guess it's our turn for the one week now. *runs and hides from ALL women*

Nahhhh...ya nose is just too close to own bum again, Lola?

Not getting at you fergal, just explaining MY preference :-)

and only here can you cave someone loftily advising people to rise above abuse, and then coming back with a foul mouthed post like the one above stormys. Priceless, absolutely priceless. I do so love a guffaw with my first cuppa of the day.

I've had just about enough of your bullshit. My little cyberferret is on its way my friend. It's going to sniff you out, and then wait and see... [%sig%]

This forum is a farce because you have let the Village Idiot run riot. He loves this thread, Maxwell, it's all about him. You make him feel important. Which is exactly what he craves. With the best will in the world you are pandering to the problem, not helping to solve it. Can no-one see that this guy is a lonely sad case with no self-esteem, no girlfriend and no friends whatsover? Sadly for him, this is his social life, we're the closest he comes to interacting with people - and most of us at best think he's an irritant, at worst a conceited arrogant dick. Personally, I don't visit this site to participate in 'Care in the Community.' We are not social workers, we're here for writing. So, is it possible for people just to ignore him and his comments on these threads, as I do. My advice, anything that has the word Jasper at the top, I just scroll past. He's nothing to say that I'm interested in but he's deliberatly imflammatory - as he desperately needs a reply. Ignore him. Don't respond. See I've wasted 5 minutes of my precious time on this pointless prick. Let's end this now. [%sig%]

Gobsmacked: so as all 4 of your children have now flown that sloppy nest, and you've come here looking for another excuse to justify them flabbly jawls and pigeon frenzied crows feet, what's your real problem sweetheart? Is liposuction to expensive, or too just pensive for mutton like you to compete with prime-lamb nowadays? Now then...... you wanna lick me where? Oh my my my! PS: I didn't start this thread, btw, but I'll be damned if I back down from a few Has-been's and strummed up Wannabe's! Emoticons suck bigtime, btw!

Hey Story in disguise!! again. At least I use a real name! Put your facts where you hiding nowhere mouth is and name those I abuse on uka! At lease there you get a decent discussion. I'm a peacemaker! Love is my middle name, it's obvious some of you don't know the meaning of the word. Liana compared to the other comments on this thread, not to mention the pathetic title. You must be joking!lol Tai

Okay Gobsmacked - I agree with you that these threads can get a little ludicrous at times. Are you new here?

Well then Tai, perhaps this is not the place for you. We are trying to make an effort to calm this place down and make it a nicer place to be. You can either be a part of that and contribute constructively, or you can go elsewhere. I'd prefer the former, but I don't object to the latter. I'm more than a little tired of people continually complaining about this forum without making any efforts to improve it or their own conduct. In the words of G K Chesterton to the Times - Dear Sirs, I know exactly what is wrong with this country, it is me.

>> ...don't take the piss out of my family... << Eh?

I don't understand any of this anymore.

I'm fairly new yes. This is a great, well run site and I'm enjoying browsing it every so often. Only one or two flaws but they are easy enough to deal with. Look at Jasper trying to get me to respond! Isn't he childish! *chuckles to self *

Tai: "No one tells me what to do." but you teach your kid to walk away?

What is wrong? It must be possible to stop this endless bickering. Now there is even an argument about who had the worst childhood. Is there nothing we can do about this? Suggestions please?

By the way I thought I'd post with my real name and e-mail address just so that there is no confusion as to who 'Gobsmacked' is. It's a pity Jasper isn't brave enough to do the same. But when you write the kind of nonsense he/she does, it's no wonder.

I had a father, he died of cancer at age 50. I miss him. Ya know, Jasper isn't gone...maybe he'll come back and be a regular guy. J-lo was pretty bad, but I'd bet money that somewhere in there was a nice guy. What's all this picking on Tai now. From what I've seen she is no more prone to giving an opinion than anybody else here. The fact that she is a regular at UKA doesn't mean anything. I am too...well maybe...irregular. My Iguana is yawning.

Well it's good to have you along... as you can see there is a certain *coughs* rough and tumble to this site sometimes, but there is also a lot of humour and nice stuff and really good writing. Have you posted anything yet? fergal isn't my real name by the way - that's Hayley - but fergal sort of became me on here, which is quite fun.

I really liked this

Thank you denver I much appreciate your comment above. Mississippi, I am sorry I thought your were taking the dis out of my kids being fatherless, with your comment of shitting in buckets. You were serious then? emily, I went away from this site a while back and returned to see just as much chaos as before. I just don't like bullies and would stick up for anyone being bullied, even Prince Charles or Jasper!!lol And by the way, I will stay if I consider it worth staying thanks! I'm so glad you give me a choice. Yes maxwell, I teach my kids to walk away rather than sink to a bullies level. You have a problem with this? Tai, clearing the air

Writing anyone?

Every day!

Me too although I'm running out of red crayon...

Hi Hayley/Fergal I have only posted one thing - my winters tale competition entry. I would link it here but i'm a little afraid of certain people deciding to give me their ignorant view - which I can do without frankly! Yeah I'd say that 99% of the people I've come across here are lovely.

come on, children! That's what you all are! Keep on writing. If you want shouting matches, go elsewhere

Try green crayons and primal scream theropy.

Going to be constructive then, Tai? I am in a crabby mood today, I'm afraid. There's a limit to how many times I can suggest that people ought to be able to communicate and disagree without abusing one another. All of you, do what you like, I am now past caring. I can quite cheerfully spend my time talking with the people here who do talk sense and are funny, kind or smart. Those of you who keep turning up here and complaining about how awful it is without ever making an effort to contribute anything worthwhile, you can talk to each other but not me from now on. Fuck you very much.

No, Tai, I don't have a problem with anything other than the fact that Jasper has slobbered all over this forum with his self-centred rants and disencouraged other's from participating and needs to be told to lay it off a little. We got onto fathers because you mentioned that your boy was fatherless and were suggesting that I'm bullying Jasper or something and I'd just made it clear that I was merely responding to Jaspers abuse to me. I'm not a bully, never have been and never will be. So who's bullying who and don't you think you need to check your facts before launching at people?

Publish and be damned!

Sook

Yes tai, I was being serious.

But I knew it was you to begin with, Eleanor: the three children aged 6, 10, 12 (?) (that I care for), gave you away on another forum. Welcome btw.....now flag it up, you big chicken!

*performs a bit of slo-mo tai-chi with hands* Sinctum sanctum blabberum jaspeerium...

pooooey!

I'd recognise you anywhere, BOB! Them hairy ankles give you away, eveytime....you sly old vixen you! Errrrr....and the red numb-chuckers, of course!

;)

JasperKiller: I love furry little creatures and Crank Yanker's......there just so cute! So anytime you wish to play with soul-fire, or pretend to able to dance with the devil in the bright moonlight, you'll find me standing alone in the middle with a big wet smile on my face! Now be my guest....please...come take this thing called life from me, as it is something I care so little for of myself anyway. But then the fact that it was once mine will always remain, and I wouldn't change a damn thing about it - even if I could! So tell me, little man, what would you like to know about me that scares you enough to make such a vain attempt to threaten the likes of creatures like me! Or do you think a stealth attack on my world may help you in some way....LOL...sorry, I love 'Hero and Villans' by Bowie much too much! Little boys with little toy......be careful......all human blades only ever seem to cut two ways....... but there is third, tsk tsk tsk ! You Yanks are such sloppy little predators *wink*

That's ok, I don't mind you knowing it was me to begin with seeing as I then TOLD you it was me. I'm not going to publish just now. There is being chicken and then there is being completely stupid and opening myself up to moronic insults. I'd rather not just now. Maybe when vermin control have been.

Practice what you preach, Eleanor, and ignore the chimp. If we all do he'll scream himself to death.

Must be the reason you are so off the track then. Tai