Jasper: Prick Dundee from Jibber Creek

Tai, it is you who are 'completely off the track', as I have, and have never had, a gang, little or otherwise. No one has a steering wheel on my head and I don't have one on anybody else's. I think for myself. I speak for myself I'm happy for you that you enjoyed a loving relationship with your son's father. Actually, I'm envious.

I foresee the hour when Jibber Creek will harbour but a resonant flutter.

Tai. Say as much as you like, it still doesn't alter the fact that I walked into this forum one sunny afternoon to read some poetry and ended up receiving all kinds of abuse from Jasper. So whilst you're trying (and failing) to portray Dundee as some kinda victim just keep in mind that the REASON for this topic was to respond to Jaspers abuse. Keep in mind also that previously I had never had any qualms about the prick. I can't get all this Jasper the victim crap. Do you know want to know the REAL reason why he disappeared? Because his big mouth talked him out of $100 and now he doesn't want to cough up!

I don't think it had anything to do with $100, I believe he finally got to the point he gets to wherever he goes. He can't control himself and ends up pissing everyone off. No one wants to be in the playground on their own.

I wrote a poem. See next thread. :) Chris PS don't worry it is relevant I'm not just drunk

Jon? Eh? This gets more bizarre with every post! I hate repeating myself but I'll have one last try. Radio, this has nothing to do with the fact tai uses uka. She picked on a few people here and they responded back. Others, like you and me, have made observational comments. I mentioned uka in the context of her personality - nothing to do with the site itself. Thanks for the "fuck off" - in return, here's your rattle back, I found it beside your pram (imagine a smiley here). kjheritage, here you are: Emily, I had a chat with Nicoletta about fora/fori ages ago and she came back with the definitive answer ... which I forgot within a few weeks. Thinking about it again recently (no idea why, my brain does this to me every now and then) I became convinced it should be foria based on the fact that words with 'um' suffixes become 'ia' when in the plural. E.G. media and stadia. Thinking about it again now though, it occurs to me that it is only the 'um' that is replaced by the 'a' - not the 'ium'. Therefore 'foria' must be wrong and 'fora' must be right... I think. As George says, forums seems to be used generally and saying fora does make us sound a little stuffy. >>Because his big mouth talked him out of $100 and now he doesn't want to cough up!<< I'd forgotten all about that! Well spotted Maxwell! ps can you change your name again please? Everytime I see your Maxwell Edison I get that damn tune in my head together with the words "PC 31 said we caught a dirty one". And that can't be healthy.

I recall the whole discussion on forums vs. fora, and I chimed in then, as I'm doing now, to point out that forums is the spelling that is in common use. My copies of both Webster and Oxford English have it thus: Forum, pl. forums, fora. Which indicates that, while fora is correct, by far the majority of people refer to the plural of forum as forums.

We don't use Webster, Shelagh, he can't spell. *laughing icony thing*

Now pay attention, Jon.

*storms back onto thread* Right missimouth. You're getting whopped.

You're SO sexy when you've got your dander up and sporting a cane.

*I'm trying to compete with fish. How'm I doing?*

You're top of MY list.

>>*I'm trying to compete with fish. How'm I doing?*<< Not bad. Yours, Jon

You get no prizes here for being a mindless leech, M.E. That jobs alread ready taken here by Mississippi, and we quiet adore him for it: hence is why there are only seriously talented writers left here! Now go kiss butt with that obvious A.D.D. disorder and low IQ of yours at UKauthors, where both yours, and theirs, do'th truly belong together!

shut up jasper. please, just for once, a week, a month, just shut the fuck up and allow this forum some breathing space. Allow people to populate freely and debate, to congregate without fear of being overwhelmed and put-off by your incessant verbal tripe. Take a look at the main page. Look at it.! You've reduced it to a ghost forum. If you really give a monkeys toss about this site, buffle head..you'll do it a favour and BUGGER OFF!!

Blow M.E......and yes, pun intended very much also! Artist come here to test their metal, pedal it, and to get advise: and I both respect and adore their art and fortitude. However, if they're so precious as not to consider other means and ends which verify and vilify open minds with opinions and options, then they're in the wrong art house....see the Vatican's hands for the history of bleeding the hands and hearts of artists to construct it in detail and decor...only to be get pissed on by the Church Fathers! This particular public forum here is not yours to dictate personal matters outside the scope of proper purpose in the use or abuse of either them nor me: and I will focus on my passions, with or without your slimy bigotry dressed up as care for their welfare! The cherry bowl here seems very dry and lacking, due to member charity and parity, but not from TC & MB's obvious devotion. And unlike your obvious pop psyche culture, I admire the progression all artist form and texture! Your idea of luddite intellectual property with it's butt licking conservative demeanour, however, stifles it! So pull your own head in M.E., and let art be art in its own light and by all rights, and not just yours to only to deconstruct or elate both anally and banally.... which is very unwise with creatures like me looking on, Miss Philistine M.E.! I mean, I do see your comments after each of mine, don't I...*wink*? Now run away and clean that egg off you face before I spare you no humane charity whatsoever! Frustrating little shit.....ain't I just...me mum ran away from me when I was 3 years old....I still am btw...but I like my life without too many dead people's complexes..lol?

Jasper. You still don't geddit it, do you! I'm not interested in a play of words here, Jasper. I'm asking you to take a good hard look at the main forum and see what a fucking mess you're making. ok! I don't give a flying fuck whether your mum ran away when you were three years old or whether you think I'm a Jew or a luddite or a whatever...it means fuck all to me, Jasper. I'm asking you, as a mature adult (I'm assuming you are) to take a look at the forum and to chill out, to sit back, tie your hands behind your back if it stops you reaching for the keys. Sit back and see what a mess you got the forum into. OK, use your 'older messages' option and go back to maybe septmeber/october last year and witness for yourself how much more vibrant the forum was. The diversity of interaction and debate. You've heard of 'the over friendly guest' haven't you, Jasper. The person who invades your space, shoves his opinions and his beliefs in your face and doesn't give you a moment or a space to breathe. I hate to say it Jasper, but you're the over friendly guest and although you mean no harm, you're becoming a fucking pain in the asshole for a lot of people. You're becoming a liablity. This isn't personal, it's written all over the face of this forum.

Ignorance Is Missed Little poem for all you people this is for all you people this is for all you people etc. www.letskilltheothers.com On days like today I notice roadkill, Merely moons and suns. Yet two worlds glitter within a single pinprick, Impact of nothing, but, attending denial's aftermath. One whispers across her ear to kiss an echo's tear, Offering wishing wells to burn within a pitch of nothingness: the accumulation of everything. Hang decibels for discord to claw at solitary crows, Tainted stations untuned resolution, Empty nations patriots unturned. Two sweet cloud's, Not Vision Nor Form. Author: laralalibertine Age Rating: U From the ABC Set: Warblings Tale type: Poetry Genres: Opinion Last modified 2005-04-10 09:09

You're all such a complete pack of water-tight twats, Strummy! Like little caterpillar's with their tongues stuck up the bum the leader, but then as no-one's out in front, all you do is run around in circles screaming "It's was him/her, I tell ya!" Or have you been watching re-runs of 'The Twilight Zone' while drinking too much of that Red Cordial without parental supervision again....du du - du du, du du - du du........ect DON'T GO NEAR THE MOORES...lol Now pull my finger....ya sloppy little guppie's fart! I think you've all exposed yourselves so very nicely here btw....but then SILENT PROTEST always exposes the quilty far more easily than angry retorts to over-active stupidity ever will! Hey Fish......please do MM5 now! Look at all the chocolate soldiers (blind mullet) I caught without bait in this thread...Oh my my my......LOL! .

Enjoy the true shame that once kept me here: but my job is now finished here in the memory of my precious sister.... whom once wrote here! Just create, Authors...no matter what anyone thinks or calls you!

On days like today I notice roadkill, Hrm... read that one somewhere before.