You Were Right and I Was Wrong ...

I am always right and everyone else are always wrong.

Typical man. I write. Is that wrong?

what were you wrong about? *pokes nose in where-its-not-wanted again*

When I was selling TimeShare in Portugal in the late eighties, I remember my mate, Craig, having a stand-up row with our boss, Laurence Maison. Suddenly, Laurence's little boy walked in the room. Afterwards he said to Craig, "What were you and my daddy arguing about?" Craig replied, "Oh, nothing much, son. I was wrong. Your daddy was right." I learned a lot from that little incident.

... is often wrong and sometimes right. *goes for a surf on Fish's wave*

*gracefully accepts Fishs admission, and states will crow loudly for years regarding said admission*

Sorry, is this a private thread?

*hangs head* sorry.....yes..kind of.... wont do it again, its dead annoying. But is a good thread.... I once swore blind that Smokey Robinson had done a particular song (cant recall which one) whilst I was playing a game of trivial pursuit with my dad. I went to huge efforts to cover up my mistake, even tearing the relevant page out of the guiness hit singles book so i couldnt be found out. (heinous crime in our house) Absolutely bloody ludicrous, but I knew how much my dad would crow when he was right and l was wrong. Now you know where I get it from.....

not really eddie, lets have a surf party. round, round, get a round, it all comes around, woo oooh oooh.

Liana, Fish and Stormy Don't flatter yourselves wee ones.

about?

Sorry, Stormy - I've never got a round in my life. Tight @!#$ (Groan)

I'm usually right and never left......okay that was terrible i admit it...*hangs head in shame* now i just feel wrong....

That was Tight A.r.s.e. (Groan)

eddie, the a.r.s.e defence ain't tight no more! suki, you have changed the way you spell your name. please don't call me wee. It is so patronising. a bit like poppet.

nice bermuda shorts storms!

you mean the Surfin USA ones that play a tune when I wiggle my @!#$ fish?

and we'll have fun fun fun now that eddie's said the H word's ok

And the Man from Del Monte said Yes! It ain't for me to say what words are OK - they all look fine to me. Can you imagine artists having the same debate? 'Mmm.. I really don't think we should use ultramarine in our paintings - think of all those people who lost relatives in the Titanic'.

Brian Should that not be Run , Run , Run, cos your egos fused and led you astray. Love Q

Q, ok, brian was me. it wasn't meant to be nasty. i thought a joke might calm things down. can we put this to rest now?

Cheers Mate Night Night The Man from 'Q' Ralph