Irritable Male Syndrome

I wrote you some lyrics you made them a song it sold out, you made lots of money from my heart's loving honey now are you really a bee or should I charge you next time with a fee??? hehehehehehehe ;o)

I'm a WASP silly tart. I am stinging and smart I don't take no guff or no flak I go where I like You can sod off you slack! and you know where you can stuff the honey! (with the greatest admiration, crawl crawl, etc) poetic licence (hic)

listen mate! (ess) i was brought up in Liverpool. That's why I write 'Furry Tale' instead of Fairy Tale. I also talk about a 'bus fur'.

It's called 'Song for Ari'

hahahahahahah ;oP ok, fur enough!!!!!!!!! ;o)

That's the last straw e-griff! Cock's legs at dawn! How dare you call me friend Sky a tart. She may be all heart but she is NOT a tart. I expect to hear from your seconds at your earliest convenience sir. Sincerely Sky's Knight. I am legally bound to inform you that I am an expert in all known forms of combat! Just give me a couple of days to sober up.

That was a silly saying when I was a sprog Sky - I am a furry, my name is nuff - furry nuff ;-)

Ok, man! I like you ,so I'll give you a chance, OK? I choose weapons, right? So, for you its a small (teeny, weeny) stick. For me its a 'Yosama Ben Laden' approved Mighty (TM) Walloping NUcular (its american for god's sake!) projecting WALLOP (TM) activated projectile (thruster) repeating DESTROYER automatic, self-aiming, self triggering automatic (no need to be present) WANKEL (for it is he) Generator pea-shooter! Give up now! Fool !(twists moustache and sneers, sneeringly)

So, egriff, the unanswered question is: Does Skydolphin have nice details or what? You said you saw them, so fill us in.:)

Sounds fair to me e-griff - at dawn then - you name the place. Better be close to Huddersfield my trust steed is getting on a bit :-( * polishes anti-wank -r armour and smiles *

Mirror break when I stare at them, justyn

justyn.. welcome in..heres your burgundy velvety toga.. specially for you. Advise you to skirt (swish) around egriff tho.. ..he the fellow on his knees with magnifying glass held close to floor.

and wax-polished floors tarnish!!!!!!!!!! ;oP

NO! HAH! (generates admiration from thrilled crowd by manipulating muscular spasms) I (for it is a voice that brooks no argument) WILL DECIDE.. (pause, while Mykle (for it is he) cowers) I DEEM ! (lemmings run, mice scamper, cats yowl) THAT (birds fly to the south, larger mamals hide) THE JOUST (pachyderms and the larger gonuflads shriek panic and let slip the ....(no done that) ) SHALL BE...............pause (major population drift from SE England to Europe, and beyond) IN (no-one left to react) ABERYSTWYTH!!!!!!!! TARA!!!!!!!! (who cares?) all go home.......

..says he is looking for his lost chewed up cherry..

s'all right got a spare! (swaggers pointlessly) Hic! Details - OK you want details? I'll tell you the secret. Oh! wait a minute, there's a one-armed gasman at the door, just got to let him in (sounds of door opening, muffled exclamations, CRASH!) ur, ur ........................ that David Jasson, he gets everywhere The fugitive, open all hours, Fools and Horses.! (thinks, 'just like that Kathleen Zeta Turner on my website') er SORRY got to go now - 'Details' later.

for you it's better to calm and woman's touch is the only balm just hide your weapons and look!! the pony is here!!!! (you have to be well threaded to know about the pony) hehehehhe tart is something sweet isn't it? or is it something else?? e-griff my friends call me Xena as well, you wouldn't like my weapons if tart means the pr word !!!

The whole problem is totally sorted by Thos Hardy in his masterwork "Tess of the Tosterones"

Just read that alchol abuse costs the NHS 3 Billion quid a year. Does it also add to the irratabe syndrome - especially the morning after?

it was funky's picture mykle, not mine. seems I've joined this one far too late .... I've read so many posts I can't remember the question. when is this menopause supposed to start then? *tries not to look worried, notices he has an aol account, drums fingers on desk in irritable manner*

Xena , Xena, You're obcene yer Bash up men without a pause. If I met ya, I wun't forget ya! not even if ya changed your pony for a horse! No seriously, I don't know about the pony (shhhhhh! looks around exaggeratedly, finger to lips, stabs in eye : ouch!: was the secret? huh, honey? ......) say no more ! That's great I agree. Off tobed zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Actually, I think Irritable Male Syndrome is most often triggered by the proximity of irritating females. This does not, however, preclude the possibility of a deeper root cause, perhaps one lurking just under the wax veneer on skydolphin's slippery floor.

Let's all stand up and say it loud: I'm irritable and I'm proud! Why should the irritable be singled out in this way? Are we not people? Is there a law against being irritable? If you cut us do we not smash your soddin' face in?

Ooppss! You're right Stormy - I was bleary eyed when I read it and mistook a seagull for a petrel;-)

I am standing up and I AM PROUD. Feel myself a lot better after that. What a Release.

Mykle! The NHS spends three billion pounds on alcohol abuse? Christ! It costs me a lot less (mind you I get it on day trips to France (no smut))

No use procrastinating young e-griff - your end is nigh. As a Knight by name and nature I am compelled to fight for my Lady's honour! If you appologise - or explain that you meant no dis-respect you life may be spared. Otherwise, let it be known you life is forefit - oh poo (is that how you spell it). Do I seem to be losing credability here?

The rest of us are irritable not inflamed, 1sorelegspider.

no dear ...

Oh.. sorry Tom.. here have a swig of lemmingade! *oh Noooh, better leave right away*

here Tom, try this 'Old Hat' - have a glass, It'll do ya good!

Altlough I'm a Knight - I try not to fight. But oft times I feel that I have to. For sometimes the right - is in need of a knight, To fight for the weak and the sad too. But don't get me wrong, I sing a brave song. but I wonder which is wrong, and which right. But one few too clue - then e-griff will sue, and I will pass from the right to the shite.

Statue of Irritability Dedication: "Give me your tired, your poor, your irritable, yearning to be free......"

Spike sent me this when he was suffering from the syndrome. I thought it apt: Formica Land Anchors in a self-service health service you must do your own operations... ...cases of chronic verbiage require colonic irrigations one end of tube placed in rectum (the large orifice from which you speak) the other goes into your gums ... now blow quite hard with your facial cheeks now watch out for bubbling terds, a warning of blowback siphonics, to see you chewing your own werds would undoubtedly be ironic. (c) spike via wankel issue 1 2002

surely..... 'Don't bother me, you lot, I'm pissed off!

I'm not surprised Stormy - give it a go!

now look! i am back from lunch ... LOOK what has happened to my thread! i am very cross ...

Hi Fish - the problem is everybody is being irritable (well pretending to be) and I don't know if you're joking ;-) I have to say that the thread was much better while you were still supervising it.

and my my my wasn't that a long lunch? :)))

Hey Jude ( ;-0) Harking back to an earlier post - wasn't Mrs Thatch a chemist doing research on lipids before she entered politics. I think she also had a law degree but I can't think of a connection???

don't worry fish, I have 50 pounds of wax waiting in the corner... those masculine hands will rub the floor till it shines brighter than daylight!!! ;o)

-AmazonWax- you asked for it, you got it!!! the product that promises clean polished forumfloors and tamed male.... avoid contact outside the forum though.... their irritability is extremely appealing when met in pubs........ ;o))))))

Look Stormy - to be blunt spike was telling you that you were full of shite and giving you advice on how to wash some of it away. For heavens sake flush it away! The saddest thing is that you are brighter than most of the others..... Take care and I shall return. I know where you're coming from really - been there and designed the t-shirts. LL&P

I do believe Einstein had a theory of Irritability.

fish! save me, you are a rock in my firmament! on another thread, I turned from an ' ipt.aol' to a 'proxy'. That means I have the curse, I will begin to scour and skither, venting my frustration on other, more succesful (apparently ) people. I am lost! Could have been that exercise earlier - Curse You Mykle!!!!!

No it was pythagarous Angst = Ire squared ;-)

but surely... ... the flair of the hypothetical muse is equal to the numb of the spare farts of the jekyl and hydes

ok I can't spell jeckyllljackeljeckalfuckit

It's spelt Jekyll stormy ;-)

The square on the hippopotamous is equal to the sum of the weight of twelve girl guides.