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ANGEL

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stephen_d
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I am embaressed, basically when i sent this picture it looked like an angel, e.g it had wings, a head, flowing gown, all done with two buttons on the keyboard, but somewhere along the wires it collapsed. Help....
jude
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\/ feck off or \ / \ / \/ Big feck off not directed at anyone!!!
stephen_d
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To make up for the buff angel, here's a buff joke. A hitch hiker is walking along the country lanes of Galway, chewing a piece of grass enjoying a slow walk in a hot summers day. He turns the corner and sees a about five hundred baby hares all sitting in the middle of the road, stretching from one side to the next, actually there is adult hares their as well. Anyway he sits enjoying the site of these furry little bloomers relaxing in the hot summers sun when all of a sudden a car screeches around the corner and drives over loads of them flattening them. The hitch hiker stands up in astonishment `be jesus' he crys and runs over to the car that has stopped just twenty metres up the road. He looks in to the car and sees a priest who asks him whats up. `you've just ran over little cute hares father' he says nearly crying. The priest looks in his rear view mirror at the dead hares and looks at the hitchhiker who is becoming more and more upset. Ok my son he says and takes a small bottle out of his bag and tells the hitchiker to follow him back along to the dead hares. The priest and the hitchiker stands over the dead hares and then the priest flicks the small bottle of water over all the dead hares. Two minutes later all the hares jump back to life and start bouncing up and down on the road. The hitchiker drops to his knees in disbelief crying out thank you god, thank you god a bleeding miracle father. The priest looks around and says `no my son, hare restorer'
andrea
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Ah well, it happens to the best of us :-)
jude
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I have heard that one but at the end the hares get up, wave at them and then start bouncing around... `no my son, hare restorer with an instant wave'
stephen_d
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funny ;))))
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