Girls In Da ABC Hood ...

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Swordfish
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now then .... we need to right some wrongs ... first up ... that cheeky pup chant ... yeah???
Liana Pirahna
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Stop Sistah.... i must insist that you make sure that you are wearing the correct street wear for the hood. i suggest black everything with max factors lip infinity in scarlet.
Swordfish
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*checks everything is black* yep ... *applies scarlet lipfinity* right oh ... uniformed and ready ...
Suzy Scrotum
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Yeah, let's get 'im.
Suzy Scrotum
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My fingernails are black.
Tan in Spain
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When i GET BACK FROM SPAIN i'm in. Soon to be known as 'Tanyerass'. I knit with sticks is that ok? 'though i like knives and needles too. My pistol's at the bottom of the canal and can't afford another right now. Let's wear berets.
Swordfish
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*hands suzy the lipfinity* get it on grrrrrl ...
Swordfish
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tanyerass ... you are IN ...
Suzy Scrotum
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Lipstick? It's not the flippin' seventies all over again is it? When do I get my key to the changing rooms?
Liana Pirahna
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If i wasnt so HARD id be guffawing...
Suzy Scrotum
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It's not hard, it's just the way much clothes hang.
Liana Pirahna
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right. who shall we get first? *years of pent up anger emerges*
Suzy Scrotum
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my, even
Swordfish
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yeah ... an i'm so HARD a titter isnt even passing my lips ... now then can we have some Retribution???? some ACTION?????
Liana Pirahna
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I suggest we reveal what REALLY happened to Omellette for a start....
Suzy Scrotum
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no titters passing mine either
Swordfish
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*slides blade into a football and enjoys the hissing* yeah ... shall we tell the REAL story of paul and how and where he's gorn?
Ari
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Can I join, sistahs? I'm most certainly a grrrrl, I have scarlett lipstick (though it's sadly not lipfinity), spike heals, lots of leather and PVC clothing, and a burning desire to inflict pain on males. So can I join? Huh? Please?
chant
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*Chant wheels in a huge mirror and puts it in front of the girls. he also wheels in a couple of crates of chocolate and leaves them beside the mirror.* now, that should keep them fully occupied for the next month or so. 'come out everyone! the streets are safe!'
Tan in Spain
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self-combusted wid all dat w.anking wasn't it Sistah? (blows the ash from beret) or shall we tell em the rest?
chooselife
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You've all bin readin too many Mullet postin's.
Liana Pirahna
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yeah.. you can be a JUNIOR member....
Tan in Spain
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that mirror's NOT big enough
Tan in Spain
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why...there's only one stool and it's got a hole in it...Let's move headquarters grrrrls..
Swordfish
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HAHAHAHHAHA ... nice try chant .... as if we would be interested in MIRRORS ... lipfinity stays on all day no matter who you kiss or kill ... havent you read the advertising???
chant
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*From the crate, Chant takes out some bars of chocolate and lays them on the ground. he also lays down some copies of women's magazines, with new slimming techniques and pictures of Keenu Reeves, and special knitting patterns inside.*
Ralph
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Poor ladies PMS is so misunderstood.....
Swordfish
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*wonders how ralph would look with a trumpet stuck up his @!#$*
Tan in Spain
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Paul Millette Syndrome?
Ari
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Does that mean I don't get a knife? How old do I have to be to be a proper member?
Swordfish
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yeah tan ... he might find it a trifle tricky to blow his own then eh???
Ralph
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Ahh poor darlings. Come and sit down and have a look at this book of Doris Day photgraphs.. Prisoner in cell block H is on in a minute as well.
Liana Pirahna
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no, you dont get a knife. you can use the needle youve been prodding me with for the last month :o)
Cynic O'Tine
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Is there room for his trumpet AND his head?
Swordfish
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dunno cynic ... but i have this cunning instrument i borrowed from paul ...
babewithoutbrains
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uninteresting facts about paul mellette: lives near daytona beach, florida is in early his forties has a cat about 14 yrs old favourite band is Bachman Turner Overdrive
Liana Pirahna
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you have a book of doris day photos ralph? do you also have some liza minelli albums? are you a friend of judys?
Mr Blonde
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I bet you are all huge Suzi Quatro fans...
WordSword
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*Sneaks into Da Hood hoping the Amazonians will be fooled by the similarity of his pen name to that of Swordfish (aka Wordfish)* What a very pleasant neighbourhood this is. Can't see what all the fuss is about. I think I'll sit down on this park bench and write a poem about daffodils. Ah, this is the life!
Ralph
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'I am what I am'
babewithoutbrains
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I used to go down in devil gate drive when I was younger
Ari
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An intruder! *jabs intruder with needle* can't wait to upgrade to a proper knife
Swordfish
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go grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl..... give it to him .... he's been asking for it for ages .... don't hold back!!!!!
BeoTch GrrL
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Liana Pirahna
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you're doing well kid....... well spotted.... looks like this daffy loving poet has a polar bear piece under his notebook to me.... *clicks on red WordSword name*
Ralph
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Come on then, knock me down with a cunninf stanza.
Liana Pirahna
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is that a new band? are they anything like Nirvana?
Swordfish
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we dont have any of that wussy moosic here ...
Ari
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Will this earn me a knife?
Tan in Spain
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F.uck the chocolate Fish, open that wine..we have some celebrating to do..how many left on the slaughter list?

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